Police Quotes

TheCovertComic
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July 25, 2020 1:36am UTC

That incident response known as life.

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closingtimes
posted a quote
August 12, 2015 3:25pm UTC

breathing ain't that easy
and shots fall way too fast
it never was over
the stuff ain't in the past
the struggle is real
you can't deny it
open your eyes
and look around
all the places
all the people
all the souls
on the ground
"why" you ask
We need to answer
and I say " yes"
It's in the past
We had a dream
and I still have
that things can change
and everyone can breathe
That people can follow
and don't have to question
don't have to wonder
why they can still breathe
cause this is a world
about to go down
feels like suffocating
as soon as a shot lays you down
drowning to the ground
and you will scream
" I can't breathe"
the river of blood
it strangulates your faith
it goes too fast
and they will reply
" and I can't hear"
and all you do
you want to now
"why did you shot me?"
"why'd you let me go?"
- M.R

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pirateslifeforme*
posted a quote
July 10, 2015 3:50pm UTC

Police are scary. Dont be stupid people.

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MelissaaAnnee.*
posted a quote
October 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC

I never thought that I would have to call the PoliceOn my brother.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
August 23, 2014 9:39pm UTC

When I learn how to drive:Me: *goes faster then speed limit*Police: *pulls me over* we need to check your car for some sort of drug.Me: Okay, but don't check the trunk or the glove box.Police: Why not?Me: Because there's a dead body in the trunk and a pistol in the glove box. That's not what I killed him with though. I used the knife under my seat.Police: *calls other officers in*Police #2: *searches the car and finds nothing* We haven't found anything in your car that the other officer described.Me: Yeah and the dùmbass must've said I'm speeding too, didn't he?

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allisonreynolds
posted a quote
July 22, 2014 9:17am UTC

It's funny; TV shows make the police look useless/dumb.
Yet we are suppsed to trust them every day
when the children in this generation know that
they can't even solve a murder or stop a serial killer on TV.
</3

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macdaddy118
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 3:36am UTC

You are under arrest
for the killing
of an innocent vibe

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC

Every breath you take
I'll be missing you

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 2:24am UTC

"I haven't reported my missing
credit card to the police because
whoever stole it is spending less than
my wife."

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Alaina99
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 3:38am UTC

police: You're under arrest, open the door, now!
me: Not with that attitude.

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XxTwilightXx
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 5:56am UTC

police: Where do you live?
me: with my parents
police: where do your parents live?
me: with me
police: where do you all live?
me: together
police: where is your house?
me: next to my neighbours house
police: where is your neighbours house?
me: if I tell you, you wont belive me!
police: TELL ME!!!
me: next to my house!!!

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Officer: Alright, we're going to have to do a drug test.
Me: Ight, cool, which drugs are we testing?

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Me: *Think*
Me: If you can say, ''You are not funny.''
Me: You can say, ''You aren't funny.''
Me: You can say, ''You're not funny.''
Me: So basically, you can say, ''You'rent funny.''
Me: ''You'ren't funny.''
Me: *Laughs*

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Me: Hello 911, there's like a thousand dead people here!
Police: Where are you?......
Me: At the Cemetery.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I like how in cop shows,the police are always so
motivated and professional,
while the cops where I live
would be more like;
"lol hey, can someone take a
picture of me with the dead body?"

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 11:43am UTC

"POLICE OPEN UP!"
Me: "NO! You're gonna yell at me..."

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 7:19pm UTC

police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who

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MySecretReality
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:20pm UTC

POLICE: Where do you live?
ME: with my parents
POLICE: Where do your parents live?
ME: with me
POLICE: Where do you all live?
ME: together
POLICE: Where is your house?
ME: next to my neighbour's house.
POLICE: Where is your neighbours house?
ME: if i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE: Tell me.
ME: next to my house

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC

FBI: Open the door!
Me: No, it's cooler when you break in

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Police officer: How high are you?
Me: No, officer, it's 'hi, how are you?'

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