When I learn how to drive:
Me: *goes faster then speed limit*
Police: *pulls me over* we need to check your car for some sort
of drug.
Me: Okay, but don't check the trunk or the glove box.
Police: Why not?
Me: Because there's a dead body in the trunk and a pistol in the
glove box. That's not what I killed him with though. I used the
knife under my seat.
Police: *calls other officers in*
Police #2: *searches the car and finds nothing* We haven't found
anything in your car that the other officer described.
Me: Yeah and the dùmbass must've said I'm speeding too, didn't
he?
