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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2016 12:10am UTC
    listening to dancing kizomba spanish versuom by alx veliz puts me in such a great mood cAN YOU TELL 😂

  2. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2015 11:58pm UTC
    Format by _Jannette // keep this here pls
    Just remember, when you ignore me, you're teaching me to live without you

  3. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    I pretty much hate getting ignored more than anything.

  4. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    *starts planning fall wardrobe in the middle of summer*
    © Jannette's
    format

  5. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 12:37am UTC
    most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with instead of finding someone worth waking up to
    © format : jannette

  6. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 11:53pm UTC
    If you call someone else hot and I have a crush on you,   I will literally fall apart.

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    it scares me that some people have to define themselves in terms of chemical reactions and cells and stars to feel any semblance of self-worth. defintions are ever-changing. surely you must know that?

  8. kylie2015 kylie2015
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    Don't TALK to me because you're "BORED". I'm not here to ENTERTAIN you. And don't come to me only when you need a FAVOR. I don't like being USED.

  9. freefallingx freefallingx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    If I was an option on the McDonald's menu,
    I'd be called the McStressed.

  10. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    i bet a lot of you on here that say you're depressed,
    really aren't

  11. dianahorann dianahorann
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Be curious
    not
    judgemental
    - Walt Whitman

  12. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Confession #5
    I feel like I'm hated by a lot of you guis on witty.
    Just sayin.

  13. illusi0n✖️* illusi0n✖️*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    when you wake up, each morning you should tell yourself that you're a bad@ss b/tch from hell,
    and that no one can f/ck with you, and then don't let anyone f/ck with you.

  14. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:55pm UTC

    Nov. 17
    Late last night, I thought of texting you
    "Good morning, I can't sleep"
    And then I remember that you are on a new journey
    Which I am not a part of
    And that's ok
    But good morning, I can't sleep.
    J.S.

  15. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Whenever one makes a quote about something, why must there always be the person that says, "Lol, I love [insert band/celeb/song/etc here], but I think this is halarious?"

  16. magesticceecee magesticceecee
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Stepdad: I have to go driving around while all of you sit on your a.sses!
    Me: Don't you sit your a.ss down when you get in your car?
    Stepdad: You're grounded.
    Mwahaha. Story of my life.

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    me: how do you do the su'cky su'ck thing without teeth
    friend: what are you talking about
    me: oh my god how do you give someone a fu'cking blow'job without biting their co'ck off

  18. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    When people complain about wanting the old Witty back
    And I'm just sitting there like "awks"
    Because I think the way it is so much better
    Than the old one could hope to be

  19. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    If I could, I would definitely stay in my dreams forever.

  20. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:05am UTC
    what is this really happening
    the book thief and tfios movie
    movie producers and directors
    please don't fück this up!!!!!!!
    o(≧o≦)o

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