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                                me: how do you do the su'cky su'ck thing without teeth
                                friend: what are you talking about
                                me: oh my god how do you give someone a fu'cking blow'job without biting their co'ck off

 
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me: how do you do the su'cky su'ck thing without teeth

43 faves · 6 comments · Sep 29, 2013 1:18pm

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Cheshire Kitten* · 1 decade ago
Made my day
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rainbowsandcookies · 1 decade ago
Your innocence is destroyed.
Lol jk.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
what innocence
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
I just had a freaking heartattack from laughter
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://media.tumblr.com/47654283d4dff74954fc255949a097a8/tumblr_inline_mso1fvBA6u1qz4rgp.gif
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