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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo
and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Brady*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:54am UTC

One Direction - Best Song Ever = Most amusing song I've heard :3

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TheHappyAccount
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC

My favorite wittians of all time:
(My favorite quote makers, in no order)
-BrighterThanAnyone
-LoveLaughLiveGrow
-BlackButterflies
-LoveHeartsInTheSand
-CharliesTheName
-Ethanol
-Elliegeorgia98
-yourcool
-jimmy365
-OneDirection

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Christopher Robin*
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August 2, 2013 11:40am UTC

I've learned that...
If you laugh and drink soda at the same time, it'll come out your nose.

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caseythecool
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July 23, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I never run with scissors
the last 2 words were very nessessary that's dangerous

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goawayanthony*

posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:28pm UTC

i will not die until
I see ironman dressed up as batman with a surfboard going to the beach screaming "I WILL AVENGE YOU WATER WOMAN"then go in the water and be electricuted because he's ironman

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Mostly I'm glad America
got its independence because
the British call a grilled cheese
a cheese toasty and I'm
not about that.

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NarniaNachos
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July 1, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Sister: dad what does "Diva" mean?
Dad: usually someone who's a spoiled little princess
Sister: Justin Bieber?
Dad: Well usually it's a girl
Sister: Justin Bieber?
I taught you well.

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