Best Itstrue Quotes This Week

Eli22b
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:30pm UTC

"All you do is sit on that computer."
Lies, I sit on the chair.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 7:10pm UTC

With the right song, anything can become a love story:
Example: Listen to "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri while playing temple run. Slowly you'll see it morphing into a sad story of a boy who can run and run, but will never get away from his broken heart. His ex will always be chasing him(the monster monkey things) and bringing back the memorys. The faster he runs, the farther away they get. But there will always be another opstical there to slow him down and let her run towards him to rip him apart again.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I'm sorry but if you dont like at least one of Ed Sheeran's songs,
than we can't be friends.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Sometimes I sit in class listening to the dumb f.cking idiots and I swear I can feel my brain cells commiting suicide one by one.

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happygirl22
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:23pm UTC

How to become Witty Famous:
Be a guy

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 7:02pm UTC

and it’s hard to hate someone
once you understand them

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your parents don't
appreciate the hilarious and sexy child
that they have been blessed
with.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 10:47am UTC

Confession #66
95% of the time
When I say 'I'm cold'
I'm not talking about my body being cold,
I'm talking about my soul.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 7:05pm UTC

how am I expected to
make real life decisions
when I still go up the stairs
on all fours???

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 6:42pm UTC

What screws us
up most in life
is the picture
in our head of
how it is
supposed to be.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC

I can run..
I'm slower
than a herd
of turtles
stampeding
through
peanut butter,
but I can run.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 3:53pm UTC

when my favourite celebrity takes their shirt off
me: omg
me: someone
me: help me
me: too beautiful...
me: its killing me
me: how dare he?? doesn't he know how fragile i am??
me: i'm dying, people
me: oh lord
me: *dies from happiness*

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theWalrus
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:36pm UTC

My single best talent:
Being friendly to people then avoiding them the rest of my life

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 2:05pm UTC

So I was at Starbucks with my friend and I asked the lady what the wifi password was and she smiled and said "I can only tell you if you sell us your soul"

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:06pm UTC

I wish this website still made me happy.
I wish nothing had changed.
I wish quotes would get 2,000+ faves again.
I wish more people came on here.
I wish the fights and disagreements would come back, because at least back then, we were talking.
I wish I could come on witty and instantly be happy.
I wish I could go through 10+ pages of the top quotes and not be annoyed by all the repeats.
I wish i could spend hours thinking of, writing, and editing quotes.
I wish I could meet more friends on here.
As much as I wish all this would happen, it won't. At least not anytime soon.
I"m sorry guys.
Witty's dead.
Or at least, the old Witty, the amazing one that saved my life, is dead.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 3:51am UTC

You can only die once.
Make sure it's worth it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:04am UTC

I'm the biggest hypocrite you'll ever meet.
I'll give you the best adive that I think is worth it and true.
But when I am in the same situation, I won't listen to it and go off a whole other whim.

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TheChipBag
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 10:12pm UTC

CHIPS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WEAR MAKEUP.
The female chips are the chips with some of those dark spots. you may think it's just seasoning or part of the flavour, but nope, it's makeup. chips have our own insecurities and blemishes too.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:48am UTC

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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rachlgirl
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 8:06pm UTC

"You're blocking the view"
"I am the view"

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