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TheChipBag

1. TheChipBag
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   100 FOLLOWERS!
   This is so exciting! Thank you chip fans, i couldn't have asked for anything more. <333
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2. TheChipBag
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   November 24, 2013 12:04pm UTC
   It's hard out here for a chip.
   ( NOT GONNA SHAKE MY SALT FOR YOU CUS I'VE GOT A BAG )
   
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3. TheChipBag
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   October 13, 2013 2:30pm UTC
   Hey i just met you,
   AND THIS IS CHIPPY, BUT HERE'S MY
   CHIP BAG, So crinkle it maybe? <3
   
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4. TheChipBag
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   September 14, 2013 10:12pm UTC
   CHIPS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WEAR MAKEUP.
   The female chips are the chips with some of those dark spots. you may think it's just seasoning or part of the flavour, but nope, it's makeup. chips have our own insecurities and blemishes too.
   
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5. TheChipBag
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   August 28, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   carpe chip peram
   "sieze the chip bag"
   
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6. TheChipBag
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   August 16, 2013 2:36pm UTC
   we accept the bag size we think we deserve
   
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7. TheChipBag
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   June 13, 2013 1:57pm UTC
   THECHIPDIARIES # 6
   It's been a WHOLE MONTH since i've done this guys!! I'm so sorry I haven't been online, but ALOT has happened!! So last week, I was about to go to sleep, and then suddenly I heard alot of crinkling. I sat up and Hunka-Cheese (my crush) was sitting in front of me. Here's the whole convo, starting with me talking: "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing up?" "I asked you my question first." "Um alright... so I just wanted to come by and say hi to you. I can't fall asleep." "Oh alright... to answer your question, I don't know, I just can't fall asleep." "Me neither." "So... what do you want to talk about?" "Well.. i have something on my mind that I need to get out to you..." "Sure, tell me anything." "Okay... well... I just want to say, that you're the most colorful, crinkliest chip bag ever. You have beautiful square edges and a gorgeous font on your bag. Will you go out with me?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
   ~TheChipBag
   
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8. TheChipBag
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   May 13, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   Why did the chip bag cross the isle?
   TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, DUH. ♥
   
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9. TheChipBag
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   May 4, 2013 11:46am UTC
   THECHIPDIARIES # 5
   I'm grounded. UGH. I was going spazzy last night and i started to crinkle my chip bag for fun while everyone was sleeping (I was bored!) and my dad didn't even give me a second chance he just totally grounded me!! So now, instead of being on the food shelf waiting to be purchased, I am literally on the ground under the shelves, hidden form everyone. This sucks.
   ~TheChipBag
   
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10. TheChipBag
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    April 26, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    THECHIPDIARIES # 4
    I went to my first concert yesterday guys!! I saw The Cupcakes, dang they're good!! Although, they're not comparable to the amazing Oero-Lia Crackerson.. she's my all time favorite, but she's so popular that her concert tickets sell out within like, 1 day! I wish more humans would buy more food, we need a smaller population so i can get a better chance at getting into her concert!!
    ~TheChipBag
    
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11. TheChipBag
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    April 20, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    THECHIPDIARIES # 3
    Omg, I haven't written in my diary since like, 2 weeks ago! I'm so sorry about that! Anyway, there's been some drama at the supermarket! I hear the traditional Vanilla Yoplait Yogurt has been attacking the Chobani Greek yogurts because the greek yogurts are stealing the attention from Yoplait! Yogurts are so stupid, aren't they? Everyone loves chips not yogurt, who even eats yogurt anyway?? Also, I saw my crush, Hinka-Cheese, today. And I was going to tell him that I had a crush on him.. but i didn't, i got scared. Mainly because, as i've mentioned before inprevious diary entries, Sunchips like me and Cheez-Its like Hunka-Cheese can't be together, it's just the way it is. Sigh.. i just want him so bad.
    ~TheChipBag
    
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12. TheChipBag
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    April 12, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    OH MY GOD CHIPPY
    LOOK AT HER NUTRITION FACTS
    
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13. TheChipBag
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    April 1, 2013 11:43am UTC
    THECHIPDIARIES # 2
    Nothing happened today, but I have to tell you a secret. Can you keep it?
    Okay well... I have a crush. He's SOOO SPICY!! Like, seriously.. I can't stop thinking about him. He's perfect in every way. I love the texture of his packaging, the direction of his crinkles, the sound of the food inside him... ahhhh.
    But there's a problem- he's a Cheeze-It. For some reason, like a really long time ago Sunchips (I'm a Sunchip) and Cheeze-It's were like best friends then suddenly a whole war broke out because a Cheeze-It boy hurt a Sunchip girl and ever since then Cheeze-It's and Sunchips aren't allowed to communicate whatsoever. Me and Hunka-Cheese (that's his name, hot right??) have been secretely talking.. I don't know what to do.
    ~TheChipBag
    
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14. TheChipBag
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    March 29, 2013 10:43am UTC
    THECHIPDIARIES # 1
    Alright so, I'm Chip as some of you may know. I'll be doing some diary entries of my somewhat interesting chip life on here!
    Alright so, not much happened today. I was kind of just chilling in the grocery store today. I HATE the way no one is purchasing me though! Everyone's all like "Ohh it's Easter I'm going to go and buy eggs and food coloring!!"
    Like who cares about eggs?? Eggs are AWFULLY rude! Trust me, once you meet one you'll regret it. One time I was trying to talk to a girl egg named Eggalisa and she was totally ignoring me!! Just ugh. Idk.
    Well, I'll try to update these entries at least once every couple days!
    ~TheChipBag
    
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15. TheChipBag
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    March 16, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you are sitting on the food shelf and humans are grabbing all of the food
    around you but totally ignoring you.
    -TheChipBag
    
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16. TheChipBag
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    March 15, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    And I'm following everyone
    So comment on my page!
    
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