Best Itstrue Quotes This Week

*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
January 17, 2015 11:23pm UTC

I'm a holiday virgin:
-Never had a New Years kiss.
-Never had a Valentines Day kiss.
-Never spent time with someone on Valentines Day.
-Never had a Valentine.
-Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
-Never been taken out on Christmas.

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Soup2434
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Fun fact if you talk to me past
midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 12:43pm UTC

My life is a big bowl of asdfghjkl;
©Bunnylover43

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Teacher: Name a cannibal.
Me: Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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taytay8056
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Reason #394 why Harry Potter is better than Twilight:
Our Bella could kick your Bella's a.ss

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josie*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 2:19pm UTC

just a friendly reminder that
we are closer to 2017 than 2007

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Reckless and miserable*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 5:51pm UTC

*My parents when I was 8* "Go to your room"
*My parents now* "Please come out of your room"

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:08pm UTC

I'm always the second choice

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 2:57pm UTC

At some point, you should know that some people are only meant to stay in your heart, not in your life.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 8:00pm UTC

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR.
1. In Latin, there was no letter "u" so they used the letter "v" instead.
= cvte pvrple dinosavr.
2. Cross out all the letters that are not Roman numerals.
cvxx xvxxlx dixxxxvx.
3. You are left with CV VL DIV.
4. Let's refresh the brain.
I=One V=Five L=Fifty D=Five Hundred C=One Hundred
5. Math. 100+5+5+50+500+1+5=666.
And there you have in.Mathematical proof that Barney the dinosaur is Satan.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 1:19pm UTC

♥♡♥It's ok to overuse 'I love you' just as long as you mean it each time you say it♥♡♥

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 4:57pm UTC

I've lost track of how many times I've said something was ok or alright when it really wasn't. Or even said that I myself was ok, or fine, or whatever...and faked a smile and mustered up a cheery voice to seem more convincing when I've really felt torn, mixed up, hurt and such.

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fighting_to_live
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 11:30am UTC

And the only love she found was on her wrist

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missmeltdown
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:57pm UTC

You can tell so much about a person by their browser history.

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taytay8056
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:52am UTC

I enjoy looking through the comments on any quote that a guy posts on here and just laughing at how desperate some girls act.

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mattnunz
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC

When a more attractive person
has a crush on the same person you do, it's like going to a talent show and finding out Beyonce is going on before you.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 11:16pm UTC

look, you can preach that
guys are a.ssholes all you
want, but for every guy that
calls a girl fat, a wh.ore, slutty,
ugly, etc., there's a f.ucking
parade of women doing the
same thing.It's not like we're
any better.

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Fu/k butterflies.
I feel the whole zoo when I'm with you.
nmf

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:22am UTC

*shares opinion on witty*
*gets staked to death*

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paigexoxo
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 7:30am UTC

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

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