Best Fans Quotes This Week

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Justin Bieber lyrics: Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue.
How many fans Justin Bieber has: Over 1 billion.
Green Day lyrics: Dreaming, I was only dreaming of another place and time where my family's from.
How many fans Green Day has: Around 100 million.
Why?

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Fαy Στylες*
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June 30, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Justin Bieber : "I have millions of fans and I am not even 20 "
Spongebob: "I have billions of fans and I don't even exist"

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CharliesTheName
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April 16, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Person: I don't like rock music.
Rock Fans: That's okay. Everyone has an opinion.
Person: I don't like pop music.
Pop Fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR TALENT.

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 2:07pm UTC

i couldn’t be famous cuz i’d get in trouble for spending too much time with the fans. like oh you wanna go get dinner? let’s go. you wanna hang out? ok cool. you wanna go to the mall? awesome we’re going

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Hale_Storm18
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June 18, 2013 4:55pm UTC

A lesson in sports
1) Don't blame the fans for what the players do
2) Don't blame the players for what the fans do

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Fay*
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January 28, 2014 12:29pm UTC

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Justin Bieber : *murders someone*
Fans: Stop judging him. He is only 19 he is allowed to make mistakes

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Lolsorue_girl
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April 3, 2013 4:01pm UTC

"I have seen all our fans
on Twitter and at concerts
and I've never seen an ugly one."
- Liam Payne
format credit to OneDirection

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lithium*
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August 28, 2013 4:06pm UTC

[obsessed fan voice] I'm not obsessed, I'm dedicated

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CharliesTheName
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May 24, 2013 5:40pm UTC

Today my friend and I were playing our guitars and were playing a Green Day song because we were practicing for an end of the year talent show at our school. We went to the band room and it was taken by these people, so we went to the orchestra room but that was taken, then we went to the chorus room and that was taken, then we went to the instrument holding room but that was taken. So we sat in the middle of the hallway and started playing. Then these groups of students and teachers came by and started singing along and dancing and kept asking us to continue playing Green Day songs.
I've never been so proud of myself.

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mtndewhm*
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August 31, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Friend: I miss my boyfriend.
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess.
Me: He calls me fan.
Me: Sometimes fans like plural.
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too, boo.
Friend:

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 8:40am UTC

actually a real fan isn't someone who's "been there since the start"
it's someone who will be there 'til the end

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Vinita*
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February 20, 2014 10:29am UTC

I would just like to thank all of my amazing fans
I mean, followers.
I totally meant followers.

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Doctor Who fans: hey how about an episode in the life of rose and 10 or maybe you can get tom hiddleston to play an alien or something
Doctor Who: how about we kill the ponds and make the doctor eternally broken Sherlock Fans: hey how about a teaser or something, even a date maybe, or a year would be nice
Sherlock: the preparations of the set for the pretest of the rehearsal for the audition of series three will start next year, after we make 6 new shows on bbc
Supernatural Fans: hey how about cas getting his suit back
Supernatural: SURE WHY NOT HEY HAVE SOME THOR REFERENCES WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHO WANTS A FROST GIANT FINGER I KNOW I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME DESTIEL HAVE A HUG. MORE DESTIEL? SURE! HAVE A HAND HOLD! HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION HAVE SOME PRAYERS TO THE GAY ANGEL. OH AND WELL GIVE THE ANGEL A MUSTACHE JUST FOR LAUGHS

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Steve*
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July 23, 2013 8:48pm UTC

*Buys One Direction notebook for anti-bullying*
*Gets bullied for buying a One Direction notebook*
Nmq #

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Lady Phantomhive*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 9:22am UTC

Friend: I Miss my boyfriend
Me: so do I.
Friend: He calls me princess
Me: He calls me fan
Me: sometimes fans, like plural
Me:So he'll be like 'I Love my fans!' and im like I love you too boo.
Friend:...

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