Best Damn Quotes This Week

happiest*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:28pm UTC

it freaks me out when grown-ups are like “oh we didn’t have any computers or internet when i was a kid" because it makes me feel like one day, kids are going to look at us and say “i feel so bad for you, you didn’t have any hovertrucks or teleportation or food-synthesizers when you were growing up" like damn what are we missing

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:43pm UTC

SOMEONE SHOULD
Write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC

The sign of intelligence is
that you are constantly
wondering. Idiots are always
dead sure about every damn
thing they are doing in their life.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:22am UTC

YOU MAKE ME SMILE SO
effortlessly.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:52pm UTC

When you make a quote
and you think it's like,
A+, perfection, best thing ever,
then no-one favourites it.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 4:23pm UTC

This world sucks, so I made my own.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:00pm UTC

it hurts seeing you talk about her the way you used to talk about me.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god why do you listen to this terrible music?
My brother: Sorry I'd rather not be given music advice by someone who listens to Bowling for Soup
Me: ...

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 3:56pm UTC

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DI.CK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS

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Amenah
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:57pm UTC

I lied to you tonight.
Everything is not alright.

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jessgeorge4eva
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 12:44pm UTC

I hate it when,
You make a farting noice with your shoe
and then everyone stares
And then you say,
"It was my shoe!!! See! I'll do it again!!!!
And you can't do it again.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 7:53pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
Just leave.
I guess you don't want me in your life anymore.
So why should you be in mine?

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bye*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 4:31pm UTC

I hate when I’m at a friends house and I can’t find the damn garbage can

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Me At The Hairdresser:
Me: *Staring at myself in the mirror*
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ..
Me: Damn, I'm ugly.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 3:39pm UTC

"will people stop talking about
that damn ice movie?"
"it's like they can't Let It Go"

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 3:40pm UTC

damn
i miss you.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:43pm UTC

‘‘Hell is empty and all the devils are here,’’
- Shakespeare

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 10:07pm UTC

&& there's this moment, right when you realize
that everything you thought was going right isn't,
when you notice that your happiness about one thing
blinded you from the fact that everything else is going wrong.
And suddenly, you're sick to your stomach, you're
blinded by tears that you force yourself to hold back
and everything just hurts.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:51am UTC

Do you ever have those really productive nights where you suddenly need to clean the entire house, read a couple books, re-paint your nails, try on all the clothes in your closet, maybe experiment with some makeup, write a novel, have a pretend argument with your arsehole teacher, smell all of your perfumes and try not to get confused with all the scents, read another couple books, and go visit a website you haven't gone on in months?
Yeah, I should probably be sleeping right now.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC

When your crush ignore you and your like
"What.Have.I.Done"

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