Best Damn Quotes This Week

theWalrus
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April 24, 2014 10:51pm UTC

Finals week
Where showers dont matter
And alcohol is the best study skill

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Buddy, unless you look like Luke Bryan,
don't expect me to shake it for you.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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Gpc11
posted a quote
January 10, 2015 9:51pm UTC

Me: *hiding in pantry from murderer* *Quietly tries to open bag of chips*

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 11:17am UTC

I feel so damn awkward when I have to repeat
myself about three times, for someone to hear
something that I said. Which happens to be totally
irrelevent.

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Amenah
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Players only love you when they're playing.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 9, 2015 3:52am UTC

I stepped out into a storm today,
and realized this must be what it's like inside my heart.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 8:07pm UTC

I dont even know how to skinny dip
I only know how to chunky dunk and fatty flop

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 4:10pm UTC

I just watched the first two minutes of an episode of Honey Boo Boo.
My brain is begging for mercy.

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bluebox2
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well f*ck

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:16pm UTC

I am the ocean. You are fascinated by my depth and my emptiness, but you are too afraid to plunge in deep and learn more about me. You float in the shallows and say you love my salty tears, you love my waves, you love the beautiful shells I churn out. You are aware that there are monsters deep with in me, but you make no attempt to try and find them; you make no attempt to see them face-to-face. You are happy in your ignorance, and I wrap myself around you as you frolic in the beauty of my surface and ignore the horrors you know are there. I kiss you like I kiss the shore line, pulling away but always rushing back. You ignore the fact that I swallow the light every night, and I am controlled by the ever-changing moom. You do not know everything about me, but maybe that's for the best. Knowledge would not be power in this case; knowledge would suck you into the inky depths of my madness and cause you to drown. I am the ocean and you are simply a tourist; you are not an explorer. I do not blame you for this one bit.
KDR

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Anonymous_Nicole*
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 9:37am UTC

Falling for someone you know you can never have.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
September 24, 2014 11:02am UTC

Told this guy to text me when he got home,
he must be homeless or something

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 1:36pm UTC

FML

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 5:06pm UTC

You're cute :)
YES YOU!
??

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 9:27am UTC

one of the worst things is to wake up on a thursday morning thinking its friday

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 2:00pm UTC

If you're wondering why I wear all black so often it's because I'm
mourning the death of my motivation.

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britany*
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 3:22pm UTC

anything you say can
and will be held against you
so only say my name,
and it will be held against you

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 8:58am UTC

Teacher: I hear your using unparliamentary words in school?
Me: F.uck.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 12:03pm UTC

If I hear one more friend say
"i'm so broke" then post concert pictures every month,
I swear I'm going to jump out of the duct taped hole in my window

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Unintentional_Stalker
posted a quote
January 11, 2015 3:19am UTC

I miss you, I love you, I want you
I need you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLj1BZY_WSu6ys7EFjcNAGxeHPz8lgxdD2&v=7VwrmHtdElA

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