Best Child Quotes This Week

glitter162*

posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:52pm UTC

me:*names child butter*
me:*accidently brings home wrong child*
me:i can't believe it's not butter.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 6:52am UTC

At a concert, the singer asked for total silence.
Then, he began to clap his hands, once every few seconds.
He said, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
Suddenly, someone yelled from the front row,
"Well, stop f//cking doing it!"
nmq

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 2:08am UTC

Northwest..whats next ?
Brad pitt naming his child arm ?

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 11:29am UTC

Saying "no we can't " when Bob the Builder and his gang said "can we fix it?"
because you were a rebellious c.nt of a child

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 7:35pm UTC

I love when you go to Hot Topic and you see a family and you can always tell exactly which child made the rest of the family go in.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 11:47am UTC

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

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rooftops*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with her best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don't fancy being lonely.
The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won't run away.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 2, 2014 8:39pm UTC

“Can I pet him or will he bite?” is a fun thing to ask parents that keep their kid on a leash.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Growing up
is merely watching your heroes turn human
right before your eyes.

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Zorox
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 2:37pm UTC

Just an innocent child
with a thorn in his heart.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC

So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
And where they came from.
She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
Each student replied proudly:
"American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
But in a proud voice he said:
"I am Human."

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:56pm UTC

honey boo boo's mother has a boyfriend, and you don't.
just let that sink in.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 1:35am UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
I want a boy who will:
Cuddle with me
Kiss me when he wants me to shut up
Act like a child with me
Then act mature in serious situations
Who will mess around with me
And joke around too
I want a boy who I think will be my best friend
Even if we're over
I want that boy who will hold me when I cry
And snuggle with me to make me feel safe
I want that boy that I am thinking of
Right here next to me.
I've found him,
But I feel so alone right now
I just want him here with me.
He knows who he is
And I hope he feels the same way.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:01pm UTC

Always Keep
the Simple
and Loving
Heart
of Your
Childhood.
-Lewis Carroll
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 9:43pm UTC

People think I'm cruel but really I have the heart of a child.
Four or five of them actually, I collect them.

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LostAndLonely
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:58pm UTC

And who here still remembers..
Poptropica..?

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cujo*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 8:51am UTC

His child, she was psychotic, pathetic, and oh! What a beautiful thing she was
Envied, he and her had hearts of pure gold, known and loved in higher places
Was only consumed by ignorance, she was nothing; a failure, a lone dreamer
She jumped into the sea to wherever — her heart, her holy anchor. His child.His child.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 10:40pm UTC

When I'm a parent
And my child is using the computer
And I ask what they are doing
And they say nothing
I will tell them
"Don't do nothing silly goose make a Witty Profiles"

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