Birth Quotes

Raxin
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January 19, 2016 7:54pm UTC

My sister was born two years after I was.
I wonder if she noticed the graffiti I left in our mother’s womb?
quote and format by Raxin

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:48am UTC

Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.~ Sam N. Jr

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:45am UTC

You can hear now. Your inner ear is formed.I shout "I love you" into the bedroom. Then I feel stupid. Then I don't. This is pretty much the story of my life.~Sam N. Jr

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:41am UTC

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.~Quoted by Jennifer Weiner, in Little Earthquakes

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:36am UTC

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.~Christine Feehan, Ruthless Game

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:32am UTC

When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that.

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:29am UTC

A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman's crowning creative experience of a lifetime.~John Stevenson

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gravity_enemy
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October 17, 2014 2:55pm UTC

There are only two things in the world that you really have to do. You must begin, and you must die. When you are born, you are a small, yet delicate person. When you die, (usually old) you are a large, yet delicate person. Generally you’ll find many similarities from when you are born to when you die. You begin in diapers, and you end in diapers. You’ll end up smelling like poop. You’re not very attractive looking. The list goes on. The difference is, you are born with no knowledge, wisdom or experience, but you do die with knowledge, wisdom, and experience. Such a shame it’s not the other way around.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 10:57am UTC

Birth defects in that country have increased nearly 40% since 2001.

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madeleinebabeee
posted a quote
July 9, 2014 2:58pm UTC

Next week I'm going to give birth...I'm scared but so happy!!!! :o

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livelaflove
posted a quote
June 8, 2014 7:15pm UTC

Think about it.
When you were born,
100% of your life had been your birthday

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ItsJemma
posted a quote
May 27, 2014 1:21am UTC

CookieDoughFormats
Sometimes I wish
I was born earlier.
I want to go back to letters and when love was better than s.ex!

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
posted a quote
April 25, 2014 2:08pm UTC

“For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse. So collapse. Crumble.This is not your destruction. This is your birth.”

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DrOctopus
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April 17, 2014 7:00am UTC

Every year you pass your birthday and you know you were born on that
day but every year you pass your death day and you have no clue

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 4:39am UTC

imagine loving someone so much that you'd push an
entire human out of your vágina for them like that is wild

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appleloop*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were, so you could go on this journey when you're ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don't take dating as seriously as you do. That would be so convenient.

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AutumnSadness
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 1:53pm UTC

When We Last Saw Your Father
He was sitting in the hospital parking lot
in a borrowed car, counting the windows
of the building and guessing which one
was glowing with his mistake.
a poem by Warsan Shire

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Michelle*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 5:19pm UTC

The two most important days of your life are the day you were born, and the day you find out why

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ladyfeona
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 7:46am UTC

WHEN I WAS
BORN
I WAS SO
SUPRISED
I DIDN'T TALK FOR A
YEAR
AND A HALF.
- LadyFeona

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

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