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Birthday: December 6

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Name:  SAM | age : 15 | country: ENGLAND |

status: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life |

About me:

Hi :) I’m Sam.

I’m a 16-year-old girl who could probably read before she could walk.

Here is some arbitrary and completely useless information about me:

I get emotionally attached to random inanimate objects, like coffee mugs.

I love gutsy funny people like Tom Lehrer, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and Lenny


I suffer from Katsaridaphobia, which is just a fancy way of saying that I have a complete

meltdown whenever a cockroach is near.

What’s that you’re saying? “They’re harmless”? Pfft. That’s what they WANT you to


I’m a lifelong bibliophile, cinephile, and shameless geek.

I don’t believe in censorship.

Space exploration has been a great passion of mine ever since I was little. Looking beyond the

confines of our tiny planet to understand distant planets, stars, galaxies, and the universe as a

whole is so vastly complex and breathtakingly beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t mind becoming an

astronaut—mainstream, I know.

I am completely and utterly fanatic over K-pop. More spastically a boy band that goes by the

name of EXO. I have a weird fetish over Korea

n guys okay?.....

I’m currently studying for a Bachelors in Creative Writing, even though my true dream is to

be obscenely rich and famous.

I think I’m getting there.

Don’t take me too seriously.

I don’t.



My love


Bye xox



check out my blog sometime :)

http://impolse.wordpress.com/ .




  1. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 7:17am UTC

  2. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 7:06am UTC
    "You are an aplogy

  3. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 7:04am UTC
    And God said,
    "Love your enemy,"E,

  4. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2015 12:11pm UTC
    when van gogh was out
    painting in a field some
    kids shot him by mistake
    while they were playing
    with their dad’s shotgun
    but he told everyone he
    shot himself so they wouldn’t
    get in trouble and then
    he DIED and for a long time
    everyone thought it was
    suicide but it wasn’t a
    suicide he was just
    trying to help the kids
    that’s the saddest thing
    in the world im gonna throw up

  5. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    You have one month to finish the book of 2014.
    Make the last chapter

  7. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    I'm the only person
    online on witty
    right now? really?

  8. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    i. i write about a girl with electric skin and how i’m never sure if her touch will kill me or bring me back to life, i write about the smell of her hair and the way her cheek dimples when she smiles and it feels right, it feels easy as breathing, but my sister says show me something you wrote and suddenly it’s like i’m a criminal on the witness stand and i’m wishing now that i’d burned every page.
    ii. when i say i want to be a writer my dad laughs and tells me fiction is just lies in pretty wrapping, and i should be upset but all i can feel is relief, like this is one more way for me to hide, like i’ll be okay if i only ever have to speak about love in metaphors and if someone asks i can say oh, it’s just fiction, i can turn it into a joke, i can use it as a shield.
    iii. my cousins will bring their boyfriends to christmas, they’ll bring bottles of wine that i’ll reach for like weapons while too-curious aunts ask for the third/fourth/fifth time if i have a boyfriend, and each time i say no, not a boyfriend i know they’re thinking of my cousin who had boys wrapped around as many fingers by the tenth grade and it will not even occur to them that my idea of happiness has nothing to do with a man.
    iv. i write about a girl and give her a hundred names, hiding all the evidence that leads back to me, but every word is a fingerprint marked in ink and i’m counting down the days until i’m forced to come clean.

  9. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 12:54pm UTC
    " I should hate you.
    I should. I should hate you for forgetting my birthday two years in a row.
    I should hate you because the way you scream at me when you’re drunk straight up terrifies me.
    I should hate you because you call me at 2:30 AM wishing for her, whispering her name over the phone in my ear.
    I should hate you because you’re never on time.
    I should hate the way you grip my wrist and refuse to let me go when you’re angry and you’ve got too many pills in your system, the way you get the blood pounding in my ears.
    I should hate you because you said you hated me at midnight and by 4 AM you were begging for me to give you another chance, to love you again.
    I should hate you because you knew I never stopped, you knew I’d come back.
    Goddamit, I always come back to you. Even though I don’t want to. I can never just walk away from you, from this, from us. We are a god damn mess, we are a catastrophe, we are a hurricane. I can’t live without you, but I can’t breathe around you, either. I can’t fall in love with anyone else and I can’t be in love with you. This will kill me. This will break my heart.
    This will never end. It would be so much easier if I hated you. But I can’t. I can’t; I love you too much.
    I love you too much. ”

  10. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 9:27am UTC
    "Don’t do that . Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 16 kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."
    - a note to myself

  11. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 4:27pm UTC
    PERSON: *breathes*
    ME: you are so f*cking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF.

  12. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 12:32pm UTC
    “The summer sun was not meant for boys like me.
    Boys like me belonged to the rain”

  13. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    That smile could end wars and cure cancer
    -John Green

  14. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 11:57am UTC
    I miss the lips
    that made me fly.

  15. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 11:55am UTC
    you are so brave and quite

  16. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 11:53am UTC

  17. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 11:45am UTC
    you told me once
    "tell me where it hurts
    and i will kiss it all better"
    but now,
    it is two and a half
    years later
    and where are you
    when i am laying in my bed,
    clutching my pillow
    like an anchor to this world,

  18. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 11:40am UTC
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    'And suddenly...
    all the love songs were about you

  19. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 11:29am UTC
    "Can i call you?
    i miss the sound of your voice."

  20. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 10:38am UTC
    don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fu©k the temperature. i don’t give a toss


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