Basketball Quotes

basorexia*
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June 13, 2015 11:10pm UTC

Okay so today this comedian was telling us a story about how one time he was putting on a show and everyone was laughing except for these guys in their 20s wearing basketball jerseys right in the front row. Well, he decided to give them a scare, so he started to make basketball jokes so that they could get involved. Then, he took a basketball from props backstage, and he threw it right at the face of the one who seemed to not care the most wearing sunglasses. The guy didn't do anything, and the ball hit him right in the head as he fell over. To his utter surprise, the guy's friends all started laughing hysterically, saying, "He's blind! He's blind!" The comedian could barely see under the heavy spotlights, so he put a hand to his forehead and peered down at the audience. There, he saw a golden retriever who appeared to be his seeing-eye dog.
And that, my friends, was what he deemed his worst show ever.
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mhamilton
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March 13, 2015 1:39pm UTC

PROUD TO BE A HAWK
GO XAVIER
LETS BEAT WHITEWATER TOMORROW

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Vinita*
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June 27, 2014 11:53am UTC

You don't know true embarassment
until you've shot at the wrong team's basket
at a basketball game

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karla_mcc
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April 15, 2014 12:13am UTC

*My Coach*
"You can scrimmage the boys team tomorrow if you'd want to."
*Me*
"Yeah that sounds awesome!"
I realized later that I have to shave my legs cause I'm gonna be around guys -________-

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soccer#7*
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January 22, 2014 10:09am UTC

YOU MISS 100% OF THE
SHOTS YOU NEVER TAKE.

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Travis Allred*
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December 7, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Me at the concession stand with this little kid
Me: Can I please have a popcorn and a Dr. Pepper
Kid: Okay that would be $2.
*I give him $2*
*He check to see if both dollars was fake*
In my mind: Why is he checking to see if they
were fake? Cashier usually do that when the
money are usually over $50.

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sophsunflower12
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December 2, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Coach: You have 35 seconds to shoot.
Girl: We don't have a shot clock.
Coach: Okay, then you have fourteen minutes to shoot.
#basketballhumor

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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November 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC

She's got soccer. She's the superstar. She saves the team and runs the field. He has basketball. He's the MVP. He leads the team to victory. He's got football. He's one of the youngest yet plays the most. Need I say more? She's in the play. Lead roll. Voice of an angel. Face to match. They play instruments. Music comes naturally to them. It's a gift. She runs. All. The. Time. A 6 minute mile is slow in her eyes. She gets 100's. Without any effort. It just happens. They have their friends. Her friend's play soccer. His friend's play basketball. His friend's play football. Her friends sing. Their friends play the clarinet, trumpet, piano, and drums. Her friends keep her pace. Her friends are genius's. Everyone's got their group. Me? I'm a techie. Yep. A techie. Sooner or later I'll live in that auditorium. Leaving it would be a vacation. A trip. I'll know how many extra fuses we keep on hand, and have lamp inventory in my binder. I won't need my ID, security will know I'm a crazy from down the hall. And you can laugh all you want, tech crew's cool, tech crew's hard, and tech crew's family. We share a passion, just like you guys. So it's not as physically demanding as tackling someone so your team can run the ball all the way to the endzone, so what? You move $1,200 lights around that weigh half your weight. So, you think it doesn't take my academic strength, we're not graded or anything, right? Wrong. You memorize the maker and model of every light in that auditorium, which fuse they use, what their DMX address is, what gobos they have, and where all their cords are. On top of maintaining those 100's of yours. We're behind the scenes, making that show you take for granted months in advance, perfecting every last tidbit. From the volume of the snares to the angle of the lights to the milliseconds of a set change to the exact fade of the video feeds. We're techies. The best part? Tech crew: we do it in the dark.

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Llamacorn
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November 17, 2013 12:52am UTC

If you get sad
LLAMAS PLAYING
BASKETBALL

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dandal
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November 12, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Am I the only girl this excited for highschool basketball?
Can't wait to see my boy play :)
Ohh, do i love him <3

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:00am UTC

In case you guys were wondering where my sass came from:
Dad: Your brother made the team!
Me: For basketball?
Dad: No, for hopscotch.
Me: Oh cool.
Dad: You idiot of course basketball.

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CrackedRedLips
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September 24, 2013 11:18am UTC

When I was in P.E today the teacher announced we'd be doing basketball..
Everytime someone got hit in the face I laughed with an evil grin on my face and thought to myself
"ohh Karma I love you.."

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Gia2525
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 9:01pm UTC

At lunch today, my friend got me to play basketball with her(witch I stuck at!). Now here is the knee slapper...
I saw the ball and wondered why it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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GigglesWuffsChew
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August 10, 2013 1:41pm UTC

Way to out of shape to be doing cross country....
Gettin' ready for basketball though!(:

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alanning1027
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July 26, 2013 6:38pm UTC

"There is winning and there is losing and in life both will happen. What is NEVER acceptable is me quitting"
-Magic Johnson
**Someone talk to me :) im really bored, and i feel like being social right now so hmu!**

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*Freedom*
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July 20, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Those people who say they watch basket-ball and are like:
''Look at that homerun.''
''I love Lebron, he makes too much touchdowns.''
''Oh, it's in the puck.''
''Look at that 5 pointer..... Wow, their cheaters. They raised it up by 3!''
''That was a foul....Wait, their on the same team.''

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bluegreeneyes28
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July 4, 2013 3:04am UTC

Chasing Woods
Chapter Eighteen
I was so confused. I was dating Austin but I liked Cam. How does this happen?! These guys were my teammates, one my best friend, the other my boy friend. But does it make sense to have a boyfriend when you don't know who you like? So many thought racing through my mind before the most important game we were going to play all year. Oh man, what was I going to do. Austin or Cam? Life was much easier when my one true love was basketball.
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We pulled off a come from behind win to make it to the state championship. A come from behind win that we only won by two points. My head wasn't in the game at all. I had a whole four days to turn my game around and straighten this all out. I needed Allie.
Me: EMERGENCY I NEED YOU! PLEASE COME OVER!
The response was immediate.
Allie: be there in five.
I sat on the steps waiting for her. How did I get into this mess? Moments later Allie arrived.
"Why do you look so miserable? I thought you guys won today?" Allie joked.
"We did, but I'm having a problem." I said.
"Which is?"
"Cam likes me."
"Yeah and?"
"Did everyone know this but me!" I threw my head into my hands.
"Come on Woods its been obvious to everyone for at least a couple years. We all just figured you weren't interested."
"I had no idea!"
"Okay calm down.Whats the problem? Your with Austin." I stayed silent trying to find the words to say this. "Omg you don't wanna be with him anymore. You wanna be with Cam."
See this is why she's my best friend. She's able to say the things I can't bring myself to say. I nodded at her to let her know she's right.
"But he's been my best friends besides you for like the last four years. And I don't want to hurt Austin. God this is such a mess."
"I think either way someones gonna get hurt. But you don't want to hurt yourself Woods. Do what you need to, to make you happy. Both boys will get over themselves. You think about that for a second. I'll be inside."
I pulled my phone out and texted Austin.
Me: Can you come over? We need to talk.
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Austin walked up but didn't smile at me the way he usually did.
"Hi." I said hesitantly.
"Just get it over with Woods."
"What?"
"Oh come on. We need to talk. I know you're gonna break up with me."
"Okay. Well I just, I'm really confused Austin. I'm sorry."
"Why are you doing this? What did I do wrong?"
"It's not you. It's me."
Wow if this wasn't sound like the most cliche break up I don't know what was.
"Is this about Cam?"
I stayed silent. Not knowing what to say.
"Guess there's my answer. See ya at the game Woods." He walked off.
I pulled my phone out again this time texted Cam.
Me: Come over?
Cam: Be there in a bit.
Ten minutes later he was here.
"What's up Woods?" Cam said.
"Just wanted to see what you were up to. Wanted to hangout." He joined me on the steps.
"So what you been doing today?" He asked.
"Well Allie's inside. And well Austin came over for a bit and I broke up with him." Cam turned toward me immediately.
"You did?"
"Yeah."
"Why? Thought you guys were good?"
"Well we were but then all these other feelings came up."
"Me?"
"Well, yeah."
He starred at me. God he was adorable. I think he was going to- he was beginning to lean toward me. He was gonna kiss me. I slowly let myself close my eyes.
"Wait, I-I can't do this." My eyes snapped open.
"What? What's the matter."
"This is just to soon. I- I gotta go Woods." He jumped up from the stairs and jogged off. Leaving me to sit there confused. I said it before and I'll say it again, my life was easier when my only love was basketball.
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bluegreeneyes28
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 1:35am UTC

Chasing Woods
Chapter Seventeen
"What?" He released his grip on the door and turned to look at me. We were the only two left in the locker room which is probably why I blurted it out in the first place. If I had said this in front of everyone-Austin-this would of been ten times more awkward then it already was.
"Are you Cam?"
"Where did you get this?"
"LeeAnn-"
"You honestly trust LeeAnn?"
"And Fitz."
He looked at the ground and ran his hand through his hair.
"Woods this is not the time for this conversation."
"Is it ever going to be? This has been driving me crazy Cam."
"Woods not now. We'll talk about it later."
"No I'm sick of putting this off. I need to know."
"Why? You have a boyfriend."
"That not the point Cam. Your my best friend. We've never kept things from each other."
"Well please tell me how you're supposed to tell your best friend you've been in love with he since fifth grade when she made the sacrifice to save this team? The fact that you've gotten closer and closer since that day. And then when you finally plan to tell her another guy shows up and she falls for him. Does that answer your question?"
Oh.my.god.
"Cam why didn't you say something before this?"
"Because everyone was always like dude I don't think she's interested. But this year I was like you know what I'm gonna take the chance and tell you anyways but then Austin showed up and threw my plan out the window."
"You had time to tell me before I started dating Austin."
"I knew from the moment he walked in you were gonna fall for him."
"How?"
"I am your best friend right? I know everything about you. Even those things you don't know."
"You are my bestfriend. I can't believe I didn't see this."
"I didn't make it obvious Woods. I was pretty discret about it. I kept it to mysef."
"Then how did everyone else know!"
"I don't know and Woods seriously none of this matters because your with Austin and you don't like me. Just drop."
The door suddenly opened. "Are your two coming or what?"Austin asked.
"Yeah." Cam said taking one last glance at me and walking out. Austin walked up to me.
"You okay?"
God he was so cute. But I wasn't looking at him.
I was looking past him at my six foot, tall brown haired,
best friend.
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Leonidas32123
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June 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC

i love BASKETBALL

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Pudding007
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June 20, 2013 1:55pm UTC

That awkward moment when your basketball coach calls you a guys name :/

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