Best Basketball Quotes Today

truelove1018
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May 7, 2013 9:14pm UTC

*Slam dunks your opinion into the trash*

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Chris*
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October 26, 2013 11:00am UTC

In case you guys were wondering where my sass came from:
Dad: Your brother made the team!
Me: For basketball?
Dad: No, for hopscotch.
Me: Oh cool.
Dad: You idiot of course basketball.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Remember those times in High School Musical
When Troy didn't want his friends to know he liked to sing..
so he broke out into a song in the middle of their practice?
Or how about that time when Chad did an entire dance number about
how he doesn't dance?
High School Musical Directors..
You okay?

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Travis Allred*
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December 7, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Me at the concession stand with this little kid
Me: Can I please have a popcorn and a Dr. Pepper
Kid: Okay that would be $2.
*I give him $2*
*He check to see if both dollars was fake*
In my mind: Why is he checking to see if they
were fake? Cashier usually do that when the
money are usually over $50.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC

my life is like a basketball circling the rim of the hoop over
and over again, and neither going in, nor falling off the edge

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

okay, so i just got back from the local park where i played basketball with my best friend, and i can't stop laughing. so basically, at this park there are always these really attractive older guys there, and my friend was like, "let's only speak in hebrew so we don't have to ever awkwardly interact with them." we're both antisocial (not really) and speak hebrew fluently (well, i do, anyways). so we were at the park, playing basketball and only speaking in hebrew while at the other basket these attractive older guys were also playing basketball and we kept missing because we sucked. but we looked pretty doing it. anyways, after a few minutes these two boys came over and they couldn't have been more than eleven (we're a bit older than that), and were talking only in english. they were trying to guess what language we were speaking, and didn't know that we spoke english REALLY well. like it was our first language well because, well, it is our first language. so these two kids kept guessing and were like, "russian? arabic? spanish? french? oh! i bet it's french. ya know, i LOVE french food and french toast and french bread!" and my friend and i were just laughing the entire time because these two kids were just being really dumb and it was so funny. also, we were a lot taller than them and better at basketball. anyways, after a while we decided to leave, and before we left one of the kids was like, "are you american?" and my friend said, "yeah." and then the other kid asked, "then why aren't you speaking in english?" and i just said, "because it's easier not to," which is true for me, because though english is my first language, hebrew is easier and i'm weird so i have an easier time thinking in hebrew, if that makes any amount of sense. so then we circled the block once and came back to the park, and the kids weren't there, but my friend still wanted to talk in hebrew, so we did. as we were walking around we heard, "are you SURE you're not american?" and we turned around and it was the two kids sitting on the steps in front of a house right by the park. my friend whispered to me, "tell them we're israeli!" so i did. "my friend wants me to tell you that we're actually israeli," i told the two kids. "i knew it!" one of them said to the other. and they my friend and i started to laugh and couldn't stop. it was SO funny. yeah. #beingbilingual

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Vinita*
posted a quote
June 27, 2014 11:53am UTC

You don't know true embarassment
until you've shot at the wrong team's basket
at a basketball game

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moll :)*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:22pm UTC

today was a fairy tale
So me and him hung out. Yes, like he got into my moms car with me and we went to my sisters basketball game. We were with my other friend too, but still- any moment with him is perfect. So we were hanging out, watching basketball, playing basketball and soccer, have a snow fight, cleaned my moms car windows, and took pictures. Guys,
today was a fairy tale

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:29am UTC

Hi! I am going to go to my 9 year old brothers basketball tournament. But it turns out the boys in my grade have a tournament also. I wonder if it's at the same place...

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bluegreeneyes28
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 1:35am UTC

Chasing Woods
Chapter Seventeen
"What?" He released his grip on the door and turned to look at me. We were the only two left in the locker room which is probably why I blurted it out in the first place. If I had said this in front of everyone-Austin-this would of been ten times more awkward then it already was.
"Are you Cam?"
"Where did you get this?"
"LeeAnn-"
"You honestly trust LeeAnn?"
"And Fitz."
He looked at the ground and ran his hand through his hair.
"Woods this is not the time for this conversation."
"Is it ever going to be? This has been driving me crazy Cam."
"Woods not now. We'll talk about it later."
"No I'm sick of putting this off. I need to know."
"Why? You have a boyfriend."
"That not the point Cam. Your my best friend. We've never kept things from each other."
"Well please tell me how you're supposed to tell your best friend you've been in love with he since fifth grade when she made the sacrifice to save this team? The fact that you've gotten closer and closer since that day. And then when you finally plan to tell her another guy shows up and she falls for him. Does that answer your question?"
Oh.my.god.
"Cam why didn't you say something before this?"
"Because everyone was always like dude I don't think she's interested. But this year I was like you know what I'm gonna take the chance and tell you anyways but then Austin showed up and threw my plan out the window."
"You had time to tell me before I started dating Austin."
"I knew from the moment he walked in you were gonna fall for him."
"How?"
"I am your best friend right? I know everything about you. Even those things you don't know."
"You are my bestfriend. I can't believe I didn't see this."
"I didn't make it obvious Woods. I was pretty discret about it. I kept it to mysef."
"Then how did everyone else know!"
"I don't know and Woods seriously none of this matters because your with Austin and you don't like me. Just drop."
The door suddenly opened. "Are your two coming or what?"Austin asked.
"Yeah." Cam said taking one last glance at me and walking out. Austin walked up to me.
"You okay?"
God he was so cute. But I wasn't looking at him.
I was looking past him at my six foot, tall brown haired,
best friend.
feedback?
#PrayforOaklahoma

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hannahhere
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 6:34pm UTC

MARCH MADNESS
HOLLAAAAAAAH

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sophsunflower12
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December 2, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Coach: You have 35 seconds to shoot.
Girl: We don't have a shot clock.
Coach: Okay, then you have fourteen minutes to shoot.
#basketballhumor

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Llamacorn
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:52am UTC

If you get sad
LLAMAS PLAYING
BASKETBALL

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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November 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC

She's got soccer. She's the superstar. She saves the team and runs the field. He has basketball. He's the MVP. He leads the team to victory. He's got football. He's one of the youngest yet plays the most. Need I say more? She's in the play. Lead roll. Voice of an angel. Face to match. They play instruments. Music comes naturally to them. It's a gift. She runs. All. The. Time. A 6 minute mile is slow in her eyes. She gets 100's. Without any effort. It just happens. They have their friends. Her friend's play soccer. His friend's play basketball. His friend's play football. Her friends sing. Their friends play the clarinet, trumpet, piano, and drums. Her friends keep her pace. Her friends are genius's. Everyone's got their group. Me? I'm a techie. Yep. A techie. Sooner or later I'll live in that auditorium. Leaving it would be a vacation. A trip. I'll know how many extra fuses we keep on hand, and have lamp inventory in my binder. I won't need my ID, security will know I'm a crazy from down the hall. And you can laugh all you want, tech crew's cool, tech crew's hard, and tech crew's family. We share a passion, just like you guys. So it's not as physically demanding as tackling someone so your team can run the ball all the way to the endzone, so what? You move $1,200 lights around that weigh half your weight. So, you think it doesn't take my academic strength, we're not graded or anything, right? Wrong. You memorize the maker and model of every light in that auditorium, which fuse they use, what their DMX address is, what gobos they have, and where all their cords are. On top of maintaining those 100's of yours. We're behind the scenes, making that show you take for granted months in advance, perfecting every last tidbit. From the volume of the snares to the angle of the lights to the milliseconds of a set change to the exact fade of the video feeds. We're techies. The best part? Tech crew: we do it in the dark.

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kitkat929m
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January 26, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Today I got 5 ball blocks and I scored over half the points (Our team got 18 points and I got 10) This boy that was sitting close to my mom said "Wow! Hiow many blocks is number 14 gonna get?!"
I was DA BOMB!

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alanning1027
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July 26, 2013 6:38pm UTC

"There is winning and there is losing and in life both will happen. What is NEVER acceptable is me quitting"
-Magic Johnson
**Someone talk to me :) im really bored, and i feel like being social right now so hmu!**

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