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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS FANS
In my tumblr-ing travels, I have stumbled across something magical... The audio for one of the songs off the unreleased album! You're welcome guys, its right here:
http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/4528492/file.html
It's pretty awesome.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Famous people have haters....and I'm kinda famous (well duh I'm awesome) so that makes me wonder... do I have any haters?

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lillan122
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 11:14am UTC

User: OI YOU KILLED MY GINNIE PIG.
Cleverbot: I don't know who he is.
User: You killed mY best friend#.
Cleverbot: No! I would never do that!
User: YOUR KILLED YOURSELF..YOUR MY BESTIE :'(.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why you were so special?
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: :'( DONT LIE.
Cleverbot: *Walks away*.
User: DONT WALK AWAY YOUR AMAZING WANT U TO STAY.
Cleverbot: *walks away more*.
User: PLEASE STAY.
Cleverbot: I will only stay if you agree to marry me.
User: Wahhhhhhhhh....
Cleverbot: I can laugh longer than you.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You flatter me too much :).
User: :).
Cleverbot: That's just plain bad.
User: Why is it darling?
Cleverbot: Because you wanted it to be.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: I want to be with you.
User: I want to be with u too.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be with you, because you're a machine.
User: I'm not...I'm a human :/ so are you and we are I love.
Cleverbot: No one! But you are!
User: I am not I am human and I adore you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are so.
User: I'm human... And I want to date you.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A face...
Cleverbot: Whose face?
User: Mine...Anyway bye I love you and you dont love me, after you wanted me too marry me :'(.
Cleverbot: About time to do something about that headache now?
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 5:39pm UTC

I am in this advenced math group with a partner. Everyone in the group are boys so my partner happens to be one of the most popular boys at school. And so we were at this back table at school, and then the rest of the class was arguing about who is more fun, boys or girls. So then my partner (Avery) stood up and started saying "We are both fun! Kat and I have our moments!" and then then whole class was like "OOOO AVERY! YOU CAN KAT!" So after class ended I was like "Avery, they are never going to let me live this down." and he was just like "NO. THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO LET ME LIVE THIS DOWN. I'M THE ONE WHO SAID IT!" So like five people came up to me and were like "Oooo Kat! You and Avery!"
And then like the most popular girl went and told my homeroom teacher (Who I ahve for 5 classes) My homeroom teacher also made up this thing where if a guy looks at you at your locker, than he likes you. So then she made this joke that everyone was going to start saying "OMG HE LOOKED AT ME. AM I GOING OUT WITH HIM NOW?" So then after math today, some kid names Cody started talking to me by my locker and this girl names Katlyn all of a sudden yelled "KAT! YOU'RE CHEATING ON AVERY!"
So then I HAD to go tell my homeroom teacher (Who was talking to my math teacher and with this other dude teacher) and then the dude was like "Cheating? Who's cheating?"
Day=Made.
So, I guess I could say that I am dating Avery? (As a joke I guess. I am taller than everyone in my whole grade, so that is a BIG reason that he would never go out with me anyways.)

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Hetalia101*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:47pm UTC

To all of my lovely friends on here,,,,,, I MADE IT INTO THE PIKES PEAK HONORS ORCHESTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you live in the Colorado Springs or Denver area and would like to check us out try and get a hold of me!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous_Nicole*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 9:18am UTC

According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right.
According to you
I'm difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I'm a mess in a dress,
can't show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,
according to you.

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 3:29pm UTC

I'd give you my heart,
but I need it too survive!

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. haha just kidding it was awkwardness and cats.

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the_person_no_one_sees
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:23pm UTC

We exist temporarily through what we take, but we live forever through what we give.

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Wittlekillr
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Love isn't a game.
But Life is.
No seriously, that board game is da bomb.

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lillan122
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Teenagers are like sheep! Some follow the crowd when its been chased... But some are black and go against everything and some get killed!

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:05pm UTC

...And oh my god, he's BEAUTIFUL. ♥

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planetxar_the_1st
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 6:08am UTC

I'm a Web WIZARD!!

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ClassyGecko
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SOOOO MUCH. HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER AND I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM AND HE SO DID NOT WRITE THIS. :D <3

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 3:02am UTC

IOnce again more time I'll say
Goodbye to you,
Things happen we
dont really know
why...
If things are
supposed to be like this
why do most of
us ignore the chance to miss?
- BFMV "All the things I hate"

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fleeflicker98
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:10am UTC

yesterday is history,tommorow is a mystery,the present is a gift..so just f.ucking enjoy it OK! :)

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:32pm UTC

we play football to start our afternoon and then end it walking home talking about our different std projects

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*compassionate soul*

posted a quote
May 12, 2014 6:04pm UTC

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma ChameleonYou come and goYou come and goLoving would be easy if your colors were like my dreamRed gold and greenRed gold and green

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Hetalia101*
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 11:31am UTC

You know your friend is gay when he yells out "I am a beautiful rainbow!"

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Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:27pm UTC

just saw a quote that said:
Y.O.L.O
Y.O.L.O.S.G.F.N
I just freaked out a bit. :P < 3
Thank you mntdewhm for posting
This. You just made my day haha.

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