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  1. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 6:45am UTC
    at school right now :o ive never done this before

  2. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:59am UTC
    10 Reasons not to cut yourself:
    1. you scar yourself and whenever you look at that scar, you remember the bad thing that happened to you, that made you do that, thus making you more sad!
    2. It may mean you lose a hell of a lot of blood and that may stop you from having babies in the future, because you need a certin amount of blood to able to have babies in the future and you might be lower then that level!
    3. IF you do have kids, then what if they see those scars? they may think its okay to it themselves or they may ask you about it and how will you answer?
    4. There are people who love you out there and people you wouldnt want to hurt, and by doing that those people who love you and the people you love will thus be hurt because they will see what youve done to yourself and blame themselves which may lead them too depression and cutting as well!
    5. By cutting your give yourself more of an open window to be called an "attention seeker" or other names which will add to the stress and depression!
    6. Cutting is letting the people who hurt you win, if you stand strong then what they do to you will make them look 100% pathetic and stupid!
    7. cutting yourself is addictive and is just like a drug, it will effect you for the whole of your lifE!
    8. Self harm may make you seem un-stable and stop future job prospects!
    9.Look at the scars on your wrists, those scars wont go away, not ever, everyone wants to be beautiful, are they beautiful? are they you? No.. YOUR YOU, you dont need to ccut yourself, you will always be loved by someone! Im not a religonious person but i know some one loves me, you dont have to be religionious just for people to love you, thats how i used to think, but really i know, im not religionious but I am loved, and so are you, whatever creed, race, ssexuality, whatever you are it doesnt matter, WE ARE EQUAL! Everyone is equal, dont hurt yourself because someone is curel to you, someone out there wants you too be with them and wants you too be happy!
    10. those cuts will release the pain on that day, but what about tomorrow, those scars, IF A TEACHER OR GUARDIAN SAW THAT, youd be going to the doctor, who knows what would happen to you, pills? therpy? stuff you dont need, all because of some scars you inflicted onyourself, infact your parent may into trouble! You might be taken away from a loving home and sent some where else, you might be in a mental hospital for a while! You might have to take pills for years or months, until they know YOUR STABLE!

  3. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:29am UTC
    Dont force you judgement
    i wont force mine,
    the unsettled hearts
    mine devine!

  4. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Okay, guys im gunno become more active on witty! I dunno! Sorry i havent been active recently, its just ive been busy, homework, chats, ect! YOU KNOW! So, im sorry my lovelys! Anywho, im back and im gunno BE ALOT MORE ACTIVE! XD

  5. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 8:04am UTC
    How to survive in the film/series
    Death note:
    1.If you see a book with 'Death note' written on it, take it and give it back to the shinigami when the shinigami visits!
    2. Do not show yourself to someone you believe is 'Kira' as they may prove they are not then kill you!
    3. Do not fall in love with a man/women who is Kira!
    4. If you have pocession of a 'death note' and you need to kill someone who has a gun, and you know their name thanks to the shinigami eyes then do so, and do not fear killing that person!
    5. If you Do get a death note, do NOT LET NEAR KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE WILL KILL YOU!
    6. If you can, please dont kill someone called 'L' otherwise you will be hunted down!
    7. do not steal power from another 'death note' urser, otherwise that'd be bad!
    8. dont try and make the world better place by killing criminals!
    9. be careful who you work with!
    10. be a good person and dont become a criminal as you will be murdered by Kira!

  6. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 7:49am UTC
    How to survive Jeff the killer:
    1. When you see him jump out of a window
    2. die!
    Thats how you survive Jeff the killer, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! XD

  7. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Oh my Gregory guys, i lost 7 pounds! I was 140 pounds now im 133 pounds! XD

  8. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    I guess this is it Gods taking us out one by one
    soon later
    we'll all of dissoppeared
    no future
    no hope
    no friends or family
    no nothing
    All we will have left is our depression, the pills, the knife!

  9. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I am Allergic to NUTELLA Dx

  10. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey :) Y
    ou: HEWWO
    Stranger: cool lol
    You: XD
    You: im just a small town girl
    Stranger: erm... how old are you?
    You: 18000000
    You: you?
    You: XD
    You: ♥
    Stranger: so your a small town girl who is 18000000 years old?
    You: yesh
    Stranger: right lol :S
    You: XD
    You: wbu?
    Stranger: so where are you from?
    Stranger: planet?
    You: A lonely world
    You: im joking
    You: I live in hell
    You: On hell, in hell
    Stranger: alright then
    You: RUN BOY RUN
    Stranger: right... Stranger: i'm gonna skip ya know
    Stranger: now*

  11. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 8:26am UTC
    I cut my self when i was younger, and when i did, at first my parents were
    upset...But later on holiday, they Started saying it was selfish and that i didnt
    love them which made me wanna cut More! FAIL OF PARENTS! WELL DONE
    MUM AND DAD, make me feel worse!

  12. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:33am UTC
    Well lets start, Right now im crying... I feel so angry, seriously, Lets start at the begining of this year, im in year 9, Im almost 14 years old...Last year okay year,slight cruelty but whatever, Anywho, this year, horrible, teachers good, Good classes and everything but, on the bus, in school, ect! Not so good...At the bus stop theres this boy, called Lucas, you will hear about him alot! Well to start of everyday he says, no one likes me, he tells me He wishes i was dead, he throws food at me, tries to force to eat HIS food that been on the floor and he treats me like sh/t! Any theres this other boy, Harry, in my year, rumors went round that he had a crush on me, i questioned him about it he said "Umm..no offence but why would anyone EVER be with you?" then a boy, Darrel, started s//xually talking to me and harrassing me calling me a sl/t and r/tard! Again now My bestfriend, B/ttcheek (its his nickname, he calls me oranges) has left school and I miss him like h/ll! And yesterday on the bus home from school, LUCAS, was behind me and i had to sit with year 10s because there wasnt any room left on the top deck! My friend was in front of me and her friend was next to her, they were year 10s, One girl, a girl i didnt know started saying Lucas fancyed me and stuff and you know that kind of bullcr/p! Of cause he denied it, and said "I dont fancy Alexis shes a ugly n/tc/se!" At which point, i felt...Angry and upset! I looked down Im fat! Anywho alot of people got off and he said "Oh Alexis can you move now!" Paternising me...I sat alone for the rest of the Journey, sad and thinking that h/ll would be better then Earth then my friend comes and sits next to me, she asks if im okay, she cuddles me and well...I just feel brighter after, my bestfriend OF all Alicja cuddled me and made me feel happy again! That proves how magical she is! I still feel like sh//t though!

  13. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    How do you get a Music player for your Profile, you know good ones, like Black veil brides or something like that!

  14. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Hey, ive edited my Profile so its shorter! Check it out, do you guys like it?

  15. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    This sounds really stupid but...
    I feel really worried
    when males talk to
    me online!
    Even if they say
    they are 9 years old,
    Im still worried!
    No idea way!

  16. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I wish i had:
    ginger emo hair (or hair like paramore)
    and beautiful sparkly green eyes,
    perfect skin,
    pretty smile,
    smallish bewbs,
    flat stomach,
    and kindness,
    NU Glasses,
    and really tall,
    and emo/fashionable
    with long hair!
    But i have:
    Disgusting brownish hair
    strange psycho weak greeny blue greyish eyes!
    im fat, ugly, my smile is hideous
    my bewbs are medium,
    im hairy,
    i have short hair,
    nerdy plain glasses,
    Nerdy gangstar/emo/gothic/ gay/ lesbian/ weird/ horrible clothes!
    Pale and TAN!

  17. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 11:43am UTC
    The reason i literally have no friends in real life
    is because im extremely anti-social, crazy, im a
    lunatic, people want to kill me, im very gullible,
    im no help at all, I scream alot, im childish and i
    need LOTS of love and hugs! Plus, i'm suicidal
    and homicidal! :'( No one will ever like me! DX

  18. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:43am UTC
    Im loving the new witty!

  19. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 7:40am UTC
    Hey guys! Just taken a new picture, of myself, and have now posted it on witty! How do I look? Im really nervous ive just tried back-combing my hair/ teasing my hair! Im worried i look weird!

  20. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    A number of things happened today...
    Want to hear them? No! well here they
    1. I woke up, on my period!
    2. I HAD SPORTS RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH!!! I was on my period!
    3. I had my science teacher for science today, who is dull and if had too work
    with this a$$hole boy... grrr!
    4. My friends ditched me for this b//tch, of whom i have hated since I started
    This year!
    5. I made a new enemy!
    6. my new enemy, Darrel, said he wants to r//pe me and told me to put MY
    Chap stick on his p3n-is! Umm... horrible i know, hes disgusting and rac!st!


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