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  1. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 6:08am UTC
    I'm a Web WIZARD!!

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    This is my 1100th quote yall

  3. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma ChameleonYou come and goYou come and goLoving would be easy if your colors were like my dreamRed gold and greenRed gold and green

  4. Hetalia101* Hetalia101*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 11:31am UTC
    You know your friend is gay when he yells out "I am a beautiful rainbow!"

  5. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 8:08am UTC
    I sing everything. My maths homework, my conversations, cooking ingredients, the narnia soundtrack, and everything else!
    Format by x_laughingwiththemoon_x

  6. TrinaisLazy TrinaisLazy
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    I'm ugly? Okay. Wanna know another joke? Your intelligence level. cx

  7. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:31am UTC
    Saying, "I notice you're a nerd,"
    is like saying, "I notice that you'd rather be
    intelligent than be stupid,
    that you'd rather be thoughtful
    than be vapid, that you believe that there
    are things that matter more
    than the arrest record of
    Lindsay Lohan."
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  8. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Please follow me! i follow back! wait..why are u reading this when u could be reading my quotes? Shoo shoo! Go! Seriously! stop reading! Im warning u. I only have 8 followers. plz follow me

  9. wikiwiki wikiwiki
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 6:41am UTC
    So yesterday me and my friend were on a bus into town when we saw a huge rainbow unicorn flying on a rainbow carrying a tray of cupcakes. We stopped the bus and got out to talk to the unicorn. It then took us to it's rainbow cloud castle to eat rainbow poo poo and drink rainbow juice.
    We then walked in to dragon village to help the unicorn talk to the dragons so they could build a kingdom together.......

  10. wikiwiki wikiwiki
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 6:32am UTC
    unicorns are lame.
    said no one ever.

  11. Hetalia101* Hetalia101*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    To all of my lovely friends on here,,,,,, I MADE IT INTO THE PIKES PEAK HONORS ORCHESTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you live in the Colorado Springs or Denver area and would like to check us out try and get a hold of me!!!!!!!!!

  12. EmmaKitty EmmaKitty
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    I'm sorry but I just have to do this!!
    _justthinkingg on Twitter is awesome! The questions posted are really thought provoking and... idk. It's just real cool. Check it out sometime if you'd like

  13. OutrightAwesome OutrightAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Try this at home:
    When someones' laughing,
    hold a mirror in front of their face,
    and say: 'Why're you laughing at your face for?'

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Famous people have haters....and I'm kinda famous (well duh I'm awesome) so that makes me wonder... do I have any haters?

  15. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Guys!
    Steve talked to me!!! ^^
    I'm so excited!!! ^^
    I can't help but post this!! ^^
    Thank you Steve for making my day!!! ^^ ♥

  16. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    ​​just saw a quote that said:
    Y.O.L.O
    Y.O.L.O.S.G.F.N
    I just freaked out a bit. :P < 3
    Thank you mntdewhm for posting
    This. You just made my day haha.

  17. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. haha just kidding it was awkwardness and cats.

  18. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    I'd give you my heart,
    but I need it too survive!

  19. No* No*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Spain is offically awesome.
    Catching Fire translates to en llamas.
    en LLAMAS
    LLAMAS

  20. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Whenver someone asks me what tiime it is :
    Person : What time is it?
    Me: It's .. It's ADVENTURE TIME !! C'mon hurry hurry !! You can be Fin the Human and I can be Jake the Dog !! The adventures will never end !!!
    Person : *Stares then slowly backs away*
    Me : C'mon don't leave !! We need to save Princess Bubblegum from the Ice King !!
    Person : *Stares more then runs*
    Everyone Around : *Staring*
    Me : What ?? You know what ?! You all just can't handle all this awesomeness !!!
    Everyone Around :
    Me : *Takes in everyone, smile, and walk away with an explosion sound going off*
    Me : Pfft, those persons don't know what they're missing out on. They just couldn't handle it, it's too bad.

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