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Best Awesomeness Quotes This Month

  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    That feeling of
    awesomeness
    when you prove
    your teacher
    wrong.

  2. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:31am UTC
    Saying, "I notice you're a nerd,"
    is like saying, "I notice that you'd rather be
    intelligent than be stupid,
    that you'd rather be thoughtful
    than be vapid, that you believe that there
    are things that matter more
    than the arrest record of
    Lindsay Lohan."
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  3. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Whenver someone asks me what tiime it is :
    Person : What time is it?
    Me: It's .. It's ADVENTURE TIME !! C'mon hurry hurry !! You can be Fin the Human and I can be Jake the Dog !! The adventures will never end !!!
    Person : *Stares then slowly backs away*
    Me : C'mon don't leave !! We need to save Princess Bubblegum from the Ice King !!
    Person : *Stares more then runs*
    Everyone Around : *Staring*
    Me : What ?? You know what ?! You all just can't handle all this awesomeness !!!
    Everyone Around :
    Me : *Takes in everyone, smile, and walk away with an explosion sound going off*
    Me : Pfft, those persons don't know what they're missing out on. They just couldn't handle it, it's too bad.

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    This is my 1100th quote yall

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 12:59am UTC
    That song
    That brings
    Back so many memories

  6. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Stars
    can't
    shine
    without
    darkness
    and
    You're
    one of
    the
    brightest
    I can't
    live
    without
    you
    I don't
    even
    want to
    think
    about
    it.
    <3
    Look at the top left corner. It's the first verse of a song I wrote, and I hope you like.
    (nmf)

  7. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    I bet there is nothing a hug from a panda can't fix.

  8. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Anyone else think that being homosexual/biosexual is ok? I do but then
    again i'm not in any way religonous (i dont hve a God or savior or
    anything like that) Any one religonous who thinks its ok?

  9. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    You know how
    Steve has cat
    Things for you
    Birthday??
    What if we
    Had that for
    our anniversaries!?!?!?
    mind=blown

  10. OutrightAwesome OutrightAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Try this at home:
    When someones' laughing,
    hold a mirror in front of their face,
    and say: 'Why're you laughing at your face for?'

  11. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    (be caught in that snare) I'm in the business of misery, Let's take it from the top. She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock. It's a matter of time before we all run out, When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth. I waited eight long months, She finally set him free. I told him I couldn't lie he was the only one for me. Two weeks we caught on fire, She's got it out for me, But I wear the biggest smile. Whoa, I never meant to brag. But I got him where I want him now. Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now. But God does it feel so good, 'Cause I got him where I want him now. And if you could then you know you would. 'Cause God it just feels so... It just feels so good. Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change. Once a wh0re you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change. And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged. I'm sorry honey, but I passed it up, now look this way. Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you. Looking as innocent as possible to get to who, They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right. Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse! Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now. Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now. But God does it feel so good, 'Cause I got him where I want him right now. And if you could then you know you would. 'Cause God it just feels so... It just feels so good. I watched his
    wildest dreams come true Not one of them
    involving you Just watch my wildest dreams
    come true Not one of them involving...
    Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him
    where I want him now. Whoa, I never meant
    to brag But I got him where I want him
    now. Whoa, it was never my intention to
    brag To steal it all away from you now. But
    God does it feel so good, 'Cause I got him
    where I want him now. And if you could
    then you know you would. 'Cause God it just
    feels so... It just feels so good.
    Paramore-misery business

  12. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Panic! At The Disco <33333

  13. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 10:39am UTC
    no one can love The Mortal Instruments series and The iNFERNAL DEVICES SERIES MORE THEN ME!!! LOL :) Only thing that is popular that I like!

  14. gingerfox3 gingerfox3
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    I think it's about time that Taylor Swift's exes formed a band and sang replies to her songs

  15. TrinaisLazy TrinaisLazy
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    I'm ugly? Okay. Wanna know another joke? Your intelligence level. cx

  16. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    The Story Of Emily: Condensed Version
    I was born. I was so awesome that I couldn't have friends for fear of their safety because I was too awesome to look upon. The end.

  17. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    I skip to the first quote,
    A Witty Famous Person ever made,
    To see if was as bad as mine.

  18. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Guys!
    Steve talked to me!!! ^^
    I'm so excited!!! ^^
    I can't help but post this!! ^^
    Thank you Steve for making my day!!! ^^ ♥

  19. No* No*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Spain is offically awesome.
    Catching Fire translates to en llamas.
    en LLAMAS
    LLAMAS

  20. whiteboy007 whiteboy007
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    I HAVE WHITEBOY SWAG!

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