Whenver someone asks me what tiime it is :

Person : What time is it?
Me: It's .. It's ADVENTURE TIME !! C'mon hurry hurry !! You can be Fin the Human and I can be Jake the Dog !! The adventures will never end !!!
Person : *Stares then slowly backs away*
Me : C'mon don't leave !! We need to save Princess Bubblegum from the Ice King !!
Person : *Stares more then runs*
Everyone Around : *Staring*
Me : What ?? You know what ?! You all just can't handle all this awesomeness !!!
Everyone Around :
Me : *Takes in everyone, smile, and walk away with an explosion sound going off*
Me : Pfft, those persons don't know what they're missing out on. They just couldn't handle it, it's too bad.