Alfred_chan posted a quote
April 3, 2014 3:37am UTC
Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone's cheeks, hold their head there in your hands, looking into their eyes, and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck?
*crybaby* posted a quote
March 17, 2014 2:02am UTC
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callouse and casual destruction
A minute before a test : Ok I got this. I know all my information! (Repeats information in head over & over accurately) Handed test : How do you spell cat ?
mikuhatsune331 posted a quote
November 12, 2013 6:11pm UTC
When you know your crush is walking behind you in the hall so you try to extra noticeable and graceful, while also trying to see if he's staring at you.
I'm sure people just kiss each other. I'm sure that sometimes you're talking and somehow two people move closer and closer to each other and then, they just kiss. I'm sure it happens all the time. But I'm also sure that a kiss is never just a kiss.
we2areawesome posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:39am UTC
Parents: Picking up this tiny piece of paper would only take 2 seconds but instead i'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vaccum at 60 different angles for 10 hours straight while annoying my daughter when she's trying to listen to music on the laptop.