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SammyStylesSimpson
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October 20, 2013 8:24am UTC

me: *sings wrong lyrics out loud with confidence*

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jessicabliss
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October 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I hate it when I'm trying to sleep and my stupid ADHD kicks in and well basically...
Brain: One sheep
Brain: Two sheep
Brain: Three sheep
Brain: Cow
Brain: Turtle
Brain: Duck
Brain: Old McDonald had a farm
Brain: HEEEEEEY MACARENA!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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October 13, 2013 10:52pm UTC

People on my bus: We can hear your music.
Me: *sits away from people*
People on my bus: *moves closer to me*
People on my bus: We can hear your music.

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Butterbear
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October 6, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Me: omg so tired
Me: *lays down and gets comfortable*
Brain: the ring
Me: what?
Brain: you know the ring? I bet that girl
is standing by your door right now.
Brain: don't look now but I just saw a shadow
figure in the corner over there
Brain: 100% positive that you will die tonight
Brain: or not
Me: *almost asleep*
Brain: THE GRUDGE THE GRUDGE

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happiest*
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September 28, 2013 3:33pm UTC

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

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HakunaaMatata
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September 22, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Do you ever get mad at yourself because you're not even good at the things you thought you were good at?

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fionarose
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September 20, 2013 7:42am UTC

I don't know what to do.
I just feel lonely all the time, and it hurts.
Even around people I feel lonely and I don't know how to fix it...

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
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September 17, 2013 4:48am UTC

*Walking past crush, trying to look good*
*Falls over*

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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September 15, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I'm that kind of person who
apologizes about everything
because I always think that
every time something bad
happens, it's always my fault.
- Me

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imonlyhuman*
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September 10, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Laying in bed texting...*drops phone on face*

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epictacos
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September 7, 2013 1:02am UTC

That moment when you walk into a spiderweb and you instantly become a Kung Fu master.

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ImNoSuperman
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August 20, 2013 5:51pm UTC

I hate it when you're sad for no reason;
you're with people, your fine,
your happy, you're laughing and
smiling but at the sme tme it
almost feels like you're not there.
You keep dazing in and out of
conversation, you can't focus on
one single thing. And once you're by
yourself you dont want to do
anything, you're sad and feel alone.
Someone asks you whats wrong
and you want to tell them, but you
don' t even know whats wrong
yourself.

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