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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    2 year old kid: *runs*
    Family: LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE AN ATHLETE

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Witty needs help.
    i'm not sure how many of you remember how this website was before mid-2012, but there were so many more people on here. the top quotes of the day could have up to 6,000 faves, and they were great quotes. now they barely get 150.
    i love Witty, i really do. and i think part of the problem is that most/all of the things people post are from tumblr.
    tumblr is great. i have a tumblr (as do the majority of people on Witty) and i love it just as much as witty, but they. are. different. websites. people are feeling like all they see on Witty is text posts they've already seen on tumblr.
    i can't make any of you do anything, so feel free to ignore this advice and continue doing what you do, but Witty is swiftly going down the drain.
    but if you see a text post you like on tumblr, like or reblog it on tumblr, but don't post it on Witty.
    if you see a quote that you know is from tumblr, maybe favourite a different - original - quote instead.
    try posting quotes that are not from tumblr. funny stuff that happened to you, something a friend said, a quote from a book or a movie or a celebrity or a song. make a goal of posting one non-tumblr quote a day.
    and also fOR CRYING OUT LOUD DON'T BULLY PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S THE OTHER REASON PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS WEBSITE. I KNOW IT'S NOT ALL OF YOU BUT IF YOU ARE USING WITTY TO BULLY PEOPLE THEN YOU ARE AN INCONSIDERATE OBSOLETE FRUITLOOP BECAUSE THIS IS MEANT TO BE A PLACE THAT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL S A F E
    *MICDROP*

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Boys: God you f*cking c*nt!
    Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
    Girls: Sh*t.
    Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:22am UTC
    THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED

  5. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC
    If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
    • Have candles on your birthday cake
    wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
    • Kiss another female besides me
    You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
    • Speak to other females
    idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
    • Own a GPS/SatNav
    what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
    • Buy glasses or contact lenses
    why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
    • Sneeze in public
    girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
    • Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
    they're hotter than me
    • Buy lightbulbs
    i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
    • Listen to another girl's relationship problems
    a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
    • Watch animal planet
    you might see your ex
    • Wear shoes with laces on
    you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
    • Be good at maths
    find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
    • Drink milk
    Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
    • Spray Lynx in public
    next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

  6. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Quote format edited by chickittylover
    OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
    ~me texting my crush~
    crush: heyy whats up
    me: nothing much i'm pretty
    me: oops i'm pretty tired***
    crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    You know,
    I think one of the worst feelings is
    finding out that
    you didn’t mean as much to someone
    as you thought you did,
    and you just feel stupid,
    and because you looked desperate
    about caring too much...

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:27am UTC
    Today my friend Adrienne convinced me to go get my nails done with her at 8 in the morning.
    The way she convinced me?
    "Why do you think it's called a MANicure?"

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=wittyprofiles.com%2Fauthor%2FYOURWITTYUSERNAMEHERE&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
    Your welcome.

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner.
    Me: Okay let me just log off of my computer.
    Mom: What?
    Me: I said I'll be down in a minute!
    Mom: Honey, I can't hear you. You need to speak up.
    Me: I SAID I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I GET OFF MY COMPUTER.
    Mom: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Witty Famous Person Jocks a Quote
    Everyone: Oh it's okay you're just so funny.
    I jock a quote
    Everyone: WHAT THE F.UCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU SON OF A B/TCH.
    Everyone: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON WHO DESERVES TO ROT IN HE.LL!
    Everyone: I'M BLOCKING YOU AND REPORTING YOU TO STEVE AND TELLING EVERYONE
    Everyone: I WILL HUNT. YOU. DOWNNNNNN.

  12. hannahhere hannahhere
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Fave if your a virgin
    Comment if you're a who1re

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    How to Get a Top Quote:
    - Be yourcool
    - Be Hale_Storm18
    - Be jimmy365
    - Be lovecrazy
    - Be BlackButterflies

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    I'm the kid my parents warned me about.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    call me old fashioned but
    four year olds should not own iphones.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    I wonder if somewhere out there there's a guy witty. And they all write what they wish they could tell us. And how they feel about us. I wonder what the website would be called.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. StephaniNelson StephaniNelson
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    dear lord,
    may you help my bestfriend jannettiera april furtel recover from her surgery.
    Amen.
    (1 fav= 1 prayer)
    (1 comment= 2 prayer)

  20. emileighxoxo emileighxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 6:37pm UTC
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