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  1. Princess B-tch* Princess B-tch*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:42am UTC
    Just because your heart is beating
    doesn't mean you're alive.

  2. emileighxoxo emileighxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    We blame society but we are society.

  3. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    This is one of the best poems i have ever heard
    Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem. and he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog and that was what it was all about. His teacher gave him an A and a gold star and his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his Aunts. That was the year Father Tracy took all of the kids to the zoo. He let them sing on the bus. His little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair. His mother and father kissed a lot. The girl around the corner sent him a valentine with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's meant. His father always tucked him in bed at night and was always there to do it. Once on a pice of white paper with blue lines he wrote a poem. He called it "Autumn" because that was the name of the season and thats' what it was all about. His teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly. His mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its' new paint. And the kids told him that Father Tracy smoked cigars and left butts on the pews and sometimes they would burn holes. That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames. And the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see santa clause. And the kids told him why his mother and father kissed alot. And his father never tucked him in bed at night and his father got mad when he would cry for him to do it. Once on a piece of paper he tore from his notebook he wrote a poem and he called it "Innocence?" in a question. Because that was the question about his girl. And thats' what it was all about. And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look. His mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he never showed her. That was the year that Father Tracy died. And he forgot how the end of appocells creed went. And he caught his sister making out on the back porch. And his mother and father never kissed or talked. And the girl around the corner wore to much makeup Which made him cough when he kissed her. But he kissed her anyway, because that was the thing to do. And at 3 am he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly. Thats why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem and he called it "Absolutely Nothing" because thats' what it was really all about. And he gave himself an A. and a slash on each damn wrist. And he hung it on the bathroom door. Because this time he didn't think he could reach the kitchen.
    - Charlies poem in Perks Of Being A Wallflower

  4. chelseabarbiebishop chelseabarbiebishop
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    CUTE BOYS make you blush,
    HOT BOYS make you drool,
    COOL BOYS make you daydream,
    but trust me...
    FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love with out even realizing it.

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  6. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.


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  9. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  10. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:40am UTC
    oh.
    another way of me saying, you just really hurt me
    and I'm going to smile now and pretend you didn't.


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  12. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Sleepovers when you were 10:
    Omfg lets stay up till 4am and prank call people and gossip and have a sugary midnight feast!!
    Sleepovers at you're 14/15/16:
    Shut the fck up you c/nt I'm trying to sleep. I swear if I hear you breathing one more time, I'll end your fcking existence. Seriously do you want to fcking sleep outside.


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  14. Trustmeee Trustmeee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    90% of girls would rather be called beautiful instead of hot.
    The other 10% is happy if she gets any kind of compliment at all.

  15. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  16. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  17. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.

  18. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results.

  19. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    I like sleeping because its kind of like being dead just without the commitment.

  20. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
    no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
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