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WeirdKid.*
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December 7, 2013 10:07am UTC

*puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star*

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Hale_Storm18
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December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC

in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Love is when a boy walks to other side of
classroom
to sharp his pencil, Just to See her..
and then realizes that,
he's holding a pen.
format-rajsonkar

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC

I remember when I was little, I stayed in the bath tub way too long because I wasn’t feeling good, so I fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when I woke up, I looked at my hands I saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and I started flippin out because I thought I slept for 60 years

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC

I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.

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Cammie
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November 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t
because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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Hale_Storm18
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November 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

you see that girl you just called a bítch?
she didn't hear you. say it louder.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 20, 2013 5:58pm UTC

e=mcdonalds

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capsized*
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November 20, 2013 6:03pm UTC

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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Hale_Storm18
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November 20, 2013 6:00pm UTC

every villain is a hero in his own mind.

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happiest*
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November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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yourcool
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November 20, 2013 6:25am UTC

one time a white student from the university
in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:23am UTC

can i get a hell yeah if you don't
know what you're doing with your life and never get any sleep

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:28am UTC

do you ever just stare into space
and just really miss harry potter

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happiest*
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November 12, 2013 12:10pm UTC

*checks on people i hate to make sure theyre still infinitely less powerful than me*

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