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CharliesTheName
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October 29, 2013 6:02pm UTC

"I suck at spanish"
says the student with an A+ in AP Spanish 5 Honors

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

person: how tall are you?
me: 5'1"
person: wow you're short
me: wow
me: really
me: i didn't know
me: there goes my pro basketball career
me: this is brand new information

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happiest*
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October 29, 2013 2:43pm UTC

THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SH-T

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happiest*
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October 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC

if you are in a band and you need a merch girl i am available
if you are in a band and need a girl i am available
if you are in a band i am available
i am available

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spence*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

A few weeks ago
a girl with a very heavy backpack fell randomly on the floor,
with all her stuff spilling everywhere,
and an embarrassed look on her face.
one of the most popular girls came up to her and helped
her up and picked up all her stuff ignoring
the laughing from the other popular kids. She gives me hope.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:34pm UTC

Not supporting gay rights isn't hom/ophobic
just like supporting slavery isn't ra/cist

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Chris*
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October 2, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I want to see myself from your point of view.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Oh childhood
Where'd you go
You're all I've ever known
How I miss Rugrats
And Foster's Home ;-;

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Original_Teen
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October 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC

*comes to your funeral 15 minutes late with starbucks*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 2:45pm UTC

I interviewed a youg
anthropologist working with women in Mali, a country in Africa
where women go around with bare breasts. They're always feeding
their babies. And when I told them that in our culture men are
fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women
bust out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the
floor.
They said, "You mean, men act like babies?"
--Carolyn Latteier.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 12:16pm UTC

I kik'ed my friend,
telling her I will punch her.
Who got that?:}

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伤*
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September 26, 2013 12:45pm UTC

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and
im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: *texts girl I like* Hey
Girl I like: *texts back* Hey I was just about to text you
Me: Oh cool
Me: *drives to jewlery store to pick an engagement ring*

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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BlackButterflies
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September 3, 2013 4:14am UTC

this is how my temporary science teacher introduced himself to the class:
him: i used to teach here full time, but...
him: ... i guess you could call me a farmer these days.
[long pause while gazing longingly out of the window]
him: "i own a few cows."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:32am UTC

ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A BOY WHO LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED WHY DOES HE LIKE ME WHAT IS HE DOING
HE'S LIKED ME FOR SIX MONTHS AND I CAN'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR SIX SECONDS WHAT THE HECK

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yourcool
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September 1, 2013 11:51pm UTC

school is starting again and so are my tears

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:39pm UTC

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I
was your age.” Yeah well YOUR parents lived without a
microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving
that up

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