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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 1:01pm UTC

My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying
about who they really are. But I've found that the internet is the only place where people are truely themselves and real life is where they lie about who they really are.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:32am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Only 1,000,362 more minutes
until Finding Dory comes out.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 5:17pm UTC

“
If a girl understands your bullsh.it, sticks through your mistakes, smiles even when you've done nothing for her; it's obvious she's a keeper, but it's also obvious you don't deserve her.
”

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Me: Finally. The perfect quote.
Me: *add quote*
Witty: You must tag at least two categories.
Me: Fineeee *tags*
Me: *add quote*
Witty: You must select a category.
Me: FINE THEN *selects category*
Me: *add quote*
Witty: Slow down there!
Me: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Me: *adds quote again*
Witty: Cool your jets!
Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple!
Chandler: For the last time, it's not named after the individual man.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
Real Life Friends:
Me:
Real Life Friends:
Me:
Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.
nmq

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC

basically my mood every day:
ew
how about no
can u not
stahp
get a life
honestly are you that dumb
i'm done
leave
get out
go home
is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
get away from me peasant

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Since Abercrombie & Fitch destroys it's unsold and won't donate because
poor people wearing the clothes would be a bad image, I say everyone should donate as much Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaniously p.iss off a sh.itty company and help those in need.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:39pm UTC

getting
a boyfriend looks easier
in movies
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:44pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You can tell a woman's mood by her hands.
For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably mad.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I want to be thin and hot for summer,
but I also want brownies.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC

me: *drops food on the floor*
germs: hey, food, let's go get it.
king germ: wait.
king germ: we must wait 5 seconds.
king germ: it is the rule.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Did Jay-z call Beyonce..
'Feyonce'
after he had proposed or?

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:44pm UTC

"And there you are on your knees"
Silly, Taylor, it's supposed to be the other way around. Or is there something you aren't telling us?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone compliments me.
Them: You look good today.
Me: Happy new year.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Why can't the Morning News ever say
'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:45pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I was going to make a quote about fat people in short shorts.
then I realized I'm wearing short shorts.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
A mosquito just landed on my boyfriend's face.
It was one of the hardest decesions of my life.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:38pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Thank you, warning label.
I was just about to take this lamp in the shower with me.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 9:28am UTC

My summary of Twilight
Bella: Nobody gets me
Edward: I get you
Bella: You get me?
Edward: I get you
Edward: Nobody gets me
Bella: I get you
Edward: You get me?
Bella: I get you
Jacob: I get you
Bella: You get me?
Jacob: I get you
Bella: You don't get me
Bella: He didn't get me
Edward: I get you
Bella: I get you too
Edward:
Bella:
Edward:
Bella: I have feelings and stuff

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