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kristabff
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July 10, 2013 5:28pm UTC

I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um

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Cammie
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June 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham

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Cammie
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June 7, 2013 3:43pm UTC

We need a universal hand signal for
“my parents don’t know about that.”

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BravoSierra
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June 7, 2013 1:21pm UTC

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KaterinaHoran
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May 20, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Me every summer:
Is today Tuesday or Sunday?

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SalemSoto
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May 17, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Ben and Jerry's should
be sold as medicine for painful break-ups .

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Hale_Storm18
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May 17, 2013 11:40pm UTC

If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788
the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

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Amenah
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May 17, 2013 7:58pm UTC

the most amazing thing happened, you guys won't believe it.
So I went out for lunch and I was sitting in a coffee shop, really cute and small and sweet.
And I overheard the conversation on the table in front of me. It was a couple, I'd say 18 or 19 years old, and the girl was playing with a ring on her finger that I assume he'd given to her?
And then she confessed that she was pregnant.
And I just watched the back of this guy who I expected to freak out, pretend he hadn't heard it, pretend it wasn't a big deal, or underplay it in some way.
You know what he did?
He jumped out of his chair - bringing the whole attention of the cafe on him - and pulled her up, twirled her around in his arms and kept saying "I'm going to be a father, I love you, thank you so much." It was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen.

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Cammie
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May 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Normal people: I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
Me: I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 17, 2013 10:18pm UTC

"Stop being over dramatic," they say.
"I don't know what you mean." I say as I descend from the ceiling surrounded by mist.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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Loopy23
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May 15, 2013 3:55pm UTC

Twist|Lick|Dunk
....Am I the only one who has never actually done this with an Oreo because it's broke while trying to twist it?

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Onism*
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May 15, 2013 2:44pm UTC

There are two types of people in this world;
those that put a line through their 7's, and those that don't.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 15, 2013 3:29pm UTC

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that
your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Everyone on this site is either an absolute sweetheart or
that little sh.t in your History class that you want to punch in the face.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 10, 2013 11:36pm UTC

A basic plot summary of The Wizard of Oz
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 10, 2013 11:42pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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May 10, 2013 11:39pm UTC

Me: Wow, I finally understand math
Me: *moves on to next question*
Me: What the hell is this?

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Hale_Storm18
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May 10, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves
in the middle of science class. But also, shout out to all the athiests who don't sh.t on everyone else's beliefs "because of science".

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:13pm UTC

THIS LEGIT HAPPENED
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
Boys next to my locker: You should have said to her "Ohhh you want the D?!"
Random girl walking in the hallway talking to her friends: "... and I was like yes i want that soooo bad!! Please!!"

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