Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC
I imagine being God is a lot like playing an impossibly large game of Sims with the free will setting on and the only rule is you can't tell any of them what to do. You just have to stare at the screen and become increasingly angry when everyone continually makes stupid choices, like when they just stand in the middle of the bathroom for hours thinking about pancakes.
kristabff posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:47pm UTC
~At school~ Teacher: and now you will be doing a 4 page essay, make sure to put 3 details per fact and also it has to be 1,000,000 words. If you have any questions just ask me at my desk Kid: *goes up to teachers desk* escuse me but i have a ques- Teacher: STFU AND GTFO
Mom: You have to come to the meeting for school. Me: Why? It's boring and they talk about boring stuff. Mom: They got extra large donuts there. Me: Let's go.
ErinIsTheName* posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:55pm UTC
My sister had a school intruder drill today in school today. This is what our conversation was. My mom: where did you hide? Her: umm... In the closet. My mom: did anyone else hide with you in the closet? Her: Yeah Will! My mom: WITH A BOY! Her: Yeah! WITH LOTS OF BOYS! My mom: Oh my god, she had 7 minutes of heaven in Kindergarden! Me: Wow. She's 5 and gets more guys than me. -__- True Story.
MyWittyProfile posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:33pm UTC
I walked into the computer room to see two computers broken because someone punched them. Me: nnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABIEESSSSSS!!! Friend: Danielle, get up. What is wrong with you? Me: WHY? THEY WERE SO YOUNGGGGGGGGGG. Teacher: get. off. the. floor. Me: but- but- but. Some boy: You like butts? *winks* Me: ew bye
kristabff posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC
Those weird convos you hear in the hallways "haha and then he threw up!!" "omg he's SO HOT!" "and then my toilet was like GURGGLE GURRRRRGLE??" "I WAS LIKE GURLLLLL YOU TOO GOOD FOR HIM" "and then i was like bro, i don't wear no seatbelt!!" the 3rd and last sentence is real.