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animallovers46

1. animallovers46
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   September 1, 2014 11:55am UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #8:
   Pictures of girls on Instagram wearing 3D glasses with the lens punched out and they caption it, "I'm such a nerd!"
   
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2. animallovers46
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   April 1, 2013 6:31pm UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #7
   The hole in your chest when you finish reading a book series.
   
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3. animallovers46
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   February 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #6
   When a book is made into a movie and they reprint the book with the movie poster as it's cover.
   
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4. animallovers46
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   February 8, 2013 9:29pm UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #5
   Having to put a good book down to do things like eat, or sleep.
   
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5. animallovers46
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   February 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #4:
   When you love a song so much, you want to examine the metaphorical meaning.
   
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6. animallovers46
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   February 6, 2013 11:09am UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #3:
   That unexplainable crush you have on fictional characters.
   
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7. animallovers46
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   February 5, 2013 9:46pm UTC
   I may not be the fastest runner, but at least I run faster than internet explorer.
   
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8. animallovers46
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   February 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC
   Nerd Girl Problems #2:
   When the movie is different than the book, and everyone loves the movie.
   
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9. animallovers46
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   February 5, 2013 10:11am UTC
   Nerd Girl Problem #1:
   Pronouncing a word wrong because you've read it a million times, but never actually heard it spoken.
   
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10. animallovers46
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    January 21, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Aerophobia-The fear of swallowing air
    
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11. animallovers46
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    January 15, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    If a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men can't be stolen.
    
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12. animallovers46
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    January 15, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
    
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13. animallovers46
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    January 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
    
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14. animallovers46
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    January 15, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I wonder if aliens ask themselves if they believe in humans.
    
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15. animallovers46
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    January 15, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    A good friend can finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10x dirtier in the process.
    
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16. animallovers46
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    December 16, 2012 8:48am UTC
    It's time to put God back in schools... We don't need more laws. We need a fear of God, and a respect for a human life.
    God will "bless the USA" when we let him back into it.
    
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17. animallovers46
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    December 7, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    I act like I don't care,
    But deep down inside, [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ it hurts.
    
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18. animallovers46
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    November 23, 2012 9:42am UTC
    {Life is like a rainbow.
    You need both the sun, and rain |||||||||||||
    to make its colors apear.
    
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19. animallovers46
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    November 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    »I have this fear,
    That one day, you're going to discover that I'm not as great as you
    - - - - - - > once thought I was « « «
    
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20. animallovers46
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    November 16, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    The only one who doesn't see your beauty,
    - - - - - - > is the face in the mirror looking back at you. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    
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