annalove26 posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:55pm UTC
I exercised once but found I am allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. I do not recommend.
doublesidedice posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:43pm UTC
If a guy randomly asks me... "do I know you from somewhere?" I'm going to respond with... "We'll you should! We have a son!" That'd make my day...the look he would wear on his face!? Priceless xD
Fuzzybird2 posted a quote
February 6, 2013 10:01am UTC
I had a friend define "having no life." He said: Eating then sleeping then sitting at a laptop for 10 hours in your parents basement then eating and then sleeping. Is it just me or is this how I've lived for the last 5 years???
Yesterday... I got a new pair of sneakers I forgot they were converse and not my wheelies I was trying to slide on the "wheels" And I landed on my face.
Boy: Will you be my valentine? Me: What? Boy: Will you be my valentine? Me: What kind of sick joke is this? Boy: What? Me: Did my mother pay you? Give the money back, sicko! *runs and hides with sniper*