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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:16pm UTC

To Me:
Fall doesn't start on September 22
It starts when school starts.
Winter doesn't start on December 21
It starts when the first snow falls.
Spring doesn't start on March 20
It starts the first day I can wear shorts without being cold
Summer doesn't start on June 20
It starts as soon as I walk out the school doors for the last time.

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oursong
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 5:36pm UTC

"Oh, c'mon, how much do you weigh? 110? 105?"
which one of my buttcheeks are you talking to?
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you f/cking think for?

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animallovers46
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

How to annoy Pizza Hut:
Me: Hello, Pizza Hut?
Pizza hut: Yes? How can we help you?
Me: Can you give me the number for Domino's?

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC

i don't see why the last day of the olympics
shouldn't be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

just remember, if we get caught;
you are deaf and i don't speak english.

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Friend: OMG! You're Sooo Pretty! How Are You Still Single?!
Me: Ask All The People Who Won't Date Me.

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StayBeautifulLoveox
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 1:13pm UTC

making your ponytail so tight
that you get a face lift ♥

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Hearing a song you really like on the radio
and trying to remember part of
so you can Google it when you get home.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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AustinH
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July 24, 2012 1:30pm UTC

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k4sper
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July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

I don't give a damn about your age, weight,
sexuality, height, gender or skin color.
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you.

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Phil went back to the Future.
Raven went to College.
Hannah Montana revealed her Secret.
Zach and Cody finally Graduated.
Alex became the Russo Family Wizard.
now were left with...
a teenage nanny.
two dramatic dancers.
& an annoying family.
My childhood is officially over.

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC

I never run with scissors .
those last two words were unnecessary.
Hannah143's format!

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:51am UTC

"You're beautiful,
Just like this potato."
-Niall Horan

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:02pm UTC

me when i get a hair cut.
there: wow! my hair looks pretty good right now.
when i get home: what the f/ck?!
tumblr

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Uconnchick2
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 8:15am UTC

Me: Oh look, a bruise.
Me: I bet that will hurt if I poke it.Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:*pokes bruise*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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