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Member Since: 6 Apr 2011 09:51pm

Last Seen: 21 Apr 2013 02:06pm

Birthday: November 22

Location: Right behind you. Don't look. You have been warned

user id: 163560

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There's a really big world at your finger tips and you know you have the chance to change it

All about me
Hii there =] You have somehow stumbled upon the profile of one of the most.... interesting girls you'll meet. My name is Swann, like the bird but with 2 n's. If you ask me if that's my real name i will bite you. It is my real name 100% and if you don't believe me, well that's a shame. I live in PA  and  I'm 15. My birthday is november 22. feel free to get me a gift ;P they are always welcome ;D  You may notice i don't have a picture of me on my profile. there never has been and never will be. my appearance is not important. judge me on my personality instead for a change. I dislike many people. I'm just not a people person. My family has gone through a lot the past year and a half and i'm lucky i still have some of my sanity left. I honestly don't care what you think of me. you 12 year olds think you're so tough behind a computer screen. it actually makes me laugh when you try to fight me.   feel free to leave me a comment; but i hate small talk so if u think ur gonna have a convo where we just write smileys back and forth ur sadly mistaken. but anything else is fine. As you can tell from my profile picture, i love to dance. It's my escape from everything. Reading is my second escape though.   so i'm just gonna shut up now before u get bored (if not already) but if u have any further questions feel free to ask. I have nothing to hide.
ps. this layout was created by randomrequests and was slightly altered by me to make it more swanntastic XP so most of the credit goes to her)

This bunny was toooo cute to delete from my profile. so he stays =]

Bunny with pancake on head



  I was not put on this world to please anyone but myself.
 click here to visit my shared format account. I don't come on witty to socialize. there are a few select wittians who mean the world to me (you can see them below). you can comment me if you'd like but, unless you're my really close friend, i honestly don't wanna hear you complain. i wasn't hired to listen to people whine, therefore, i'm not going to. if you're that upset, writting it on witty won't help and i recomend you see a therapist or something. i may sound like a heartless biitch, and if tht's what you think of me than fine, but i'm really not. i hate people. my best friend is my dog. I have a burn book of everyone whose ever upset me (even from the internet) and on my very last day of high school i plan to burn every page and finally move on with my life. I can't wait for that day to come. okay so get to know me? and if you can tolerate me and i can tolerate you maybe we can become friends? XX

my best friends!--  

  1. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I am thankful
    -For the taxes my family pays
    Because it means they have a job.
    -For the mess I have to clean up after a party
    Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
    -For the clothes that fit too snug
    Because it means I have enough to eat.
    -For my shadow who watches me
    Because it means I'm in sunshine.
    -For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
    Because it means I have a home.
    -For all the complaining I hear about the government
    Because it means we have freedom of speech.
    -For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
    Because it means i'm capable of walking.
    -For the huge heating bill
    Because it means my family is warm.
    -For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
    Because it means I can hear.
    -For aching muscels at the end of the day
    Because it means I've been productive.
    -For getting too many e-mails
    Because I know my friends are thinking of me.

  2. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    you're the fruit to my loop
    you're the french to my fry
    you're the blue to my berry
    you're the apple to my pie
    you're the peanut to my butter
    you're the chocolate to my cake
    you're the star to my burst
    you're the milk to my shake
    you're the hershey to my kiss
    you're the chips to my dip
    you're the cheese to my burger
    you're the carrot to my sticks
    you're the milky to my way
    you're the ice to my cream
    you're the Ben to my Jerry's
    you're the Jelly to my bean.
    Food. You're always there for me when he's not.

  3. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    don't always have a hapy ending
    do they?

  4. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    There are 24 hours in a day
    I spend 7 hours a day in school.
    then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add an hour.
    not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
    now we're up to 10 hours.
    my school also requires volenteer work. add 3 hours.
    and don't forget to eat dinner to make ur body healthy! add 1 hour.
    up to 14 hours already.
    of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, and make ourselves look presentable, so lets add an hour for being girls.
    and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
    my health teacher always says that being a teenager, we should spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add 2 hours for all of the above.
    a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.
    I'm at 27 hours.
    in a 24 hour day.
    being a teenager stinks.

  5. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    You may say my problems are fake
    But you can't say my tears aren't real

  6. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    *Sigh* i wish i was as tall as you.
    Why? i wish i could be shorter!
    Ugh plus you're blonde! i wish i was blonde.
    Are you kidding? i would give anything to be brunette!
    Brunette is so out. but you know what's in? straight hair! ugh i wish i had straight hair!
    Straight hair is so boring! i wish I had curly hair like yours!
    It's too hard to maintain! just like my boobs. ugh. i wish they were smaller so just once some guy wouldn't be staring.
    you're kidding right? I wish i could get a little attention once in a while. A cups are no fun!
    The grass is always greener on the other side

  7. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    sometimes I wonder who I wanna be
    but in the end, it's always me

  8. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Don't judge a quote by its format.

  9. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    To Me:
    Fall doesn't start on September 22
    It starts when school starts.
    Winter doesn't start on December 21
    It starts when the first snow falls.
    Spring doesn't start on March 20
    It starts the first day I can wear shorts without being cold
    Summer doesn't start on June 20
    It starts as soon as I walk out the school doors for the last time.

  10. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    That depressing moment when
    You're shopping for school supplies and realize you don't need crayons anymore.

  11. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    I can't decide if I'll let you save my life
    or if I'll drown

  12. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Been alive 18 years
    But cried a million tears

  13. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I think it's funny
    When people hate their haters.
    I for one love my haters.
    Sure they may say mean things
    and make me feel bad sometimes,
    but they help me grow.
    Every time they make me wanna give up,
    I fight back stronger than before.
    They don't kow it,
    but they make me a bigger, better person.
    So to all my haters:
    I want to thank you.
    Thank you for making me a better person.
    I couldn't have done it without you

  14. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    It's not that I have a low self-esteem.
    I just have low esteem for everyone else.

  16. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Patrick: Spongebob! My face is leaking
    Spongebob: No it's no Patrick, You're just sweating from all the exercise you're doing.
    Patrick: Woah woah woah. Exercise? I did not sign up for this
    And this is why I love Patrick

  17. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    You don't love Christina Perri if the only song you know is Jar of Hearts
    You don't love Owl City if the only song you know is Fireflies
    You don't love One Direction if the only song you know is What Makes you Beautiful
    You don't love Carly Rae Jepson if the only song you know is Call Me Maybe
    Knowing one song doesn't make you their biggest fan.

  18. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    June 13th: It's 15% off of back to school supplies at kmart!
    me: You gotta be kiding me...

  19. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    All you really need
    is a bar of chocolate
    and a best friend

  20. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Girl believes boy when he tells her she's beautiful.


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