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ShesFullOfHope
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March 15, 2012 6:16pm UTC

69 days until my last day of school. ♥

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MyWittyProfile
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March 15, 2012 6:29pm UTC

I don't eat lunch. & I hate when teachers come up to me and are like "are you not eating?"
NO. I'm not. Leave me alone.
FORMAT BY KCLOVE5LAYOUTS

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

*Opens pack of gum"
BAM! Everyone is your best friend.

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xoxpeacelovecookiesxox
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March 15, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Kristen Stewart:
At first I was like:
-_-
But then i was like:
-_-
Kristen, please, control your emotions

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EJforthewin18
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March 15, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Edward -
The 107 year old virgin!!!!!

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angiecee22
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March 15, 2012 1:13pm UTC

A girl enters a bar and sees a cute guy.
Girl: Hey whatcha drinking?
Boy: Its magic beer.
Girl: What magic does it have?
Boy: Let me show you.
Boy jumps out the window, strolls in the air, climbs a skyscrapper, and jumps back in.
Girl (Amazed): Wow I can't believe it
Boy to Bartender: Give her what I'm drinking
Girl drinks the beer, jumps out the window, falls 4 floors, and dies.
Bartender: You know Superman, your an a$$ when your drunk.

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Cherrycherryb00mb00m
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March 14, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Hey Witty,
Guess who beat breast cancer?
thank you so much for all your support. It was almost exactly three months, yes I know, it was a short period of time, but it'll take a lifetime to forget. I love you all so much, thank you.

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sk8ter_gurl_17
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March 12, 2012 10:37pm UTC

I've met One Direction 6 times.
Multiply by 5.
Add 10, and minus 40.
Be Jealous.

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shelbyingle
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March 13, 2012 5:24pm UTC

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fave, if you think cheerleading is a sport. comment, if you dont.
doing this for a project.
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neonbubbles
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March 13, 2012 5:07pm UTC

*MEETING SELENA GOMEZ*
me: hey I just met you
selena:
me: and this is crazy
selena:
me: but here's my number
selena: aww
me: so give it to justin
nmf/nmq
please don't comment justin bieber hate because I'll delete it.

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livluvlaf1127
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March 13, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Today
I went to Applebees.
& at the one i go to,
they have a PLASTIC PONY.
Halfway through my meal,
i see a 4 year old boy
beating on it with
a spoon,
{saying}
"WHY.WON'T.YOU.
TURN. INTO. A.
UNICORN!"
HITTING IT AFTER EVERY WORD.
I♥ this kid.

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CowboyCut
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March 13, 2012 6:44pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AlexConstancio
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March 13, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Kissing a girl on the cheek= Cute
Kissing a girl on the mouth= awesome
Kissing a girl in front of her ex= BOSS.

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SplendidJenni
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March 13, 2012 4:00pm UTC

im only funny because..
99% of what i say is from witty profiles.

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quotelover28
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March 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
(-.-)
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How many slaps can he get in this hour?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap
credit: Armydaughter and that_awesome_girl

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greendaygal
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March 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC

boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom?
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMMIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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March 12, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I like you.
I like you, too.
That's awkward..
No. Stop. Follow the script or no one is going to favourite this.

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hamana
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March 12, 2012 6:24pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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