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SplendidJenni

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Member Since: 26 Nov 2011 09:40pm

Last Seen: 7 Feb 2013 11:08pm

user id: 243520

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Hi my name is Jen, and I like you, alot. so you should follow me. I blow out the candles on November 5th(: I'm currently in a relationship with Niall Horan! My witty friends are - id_tap_that , ayeitskarli , and hutchisamazing. you should go follow them(:
  1. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     January 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    Good Game
    Good Game
    Good Game
    F/ck You
    Good Game
    Good Game
    Good Game
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  2. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     January 15, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    i meet this guy. 5 days ago. i like him.
    crazy, right?
    and now he hates me and im crying. why?
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  3. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     January 15, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    I just meet you , but i like you. alot.
    i cant help it .
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  4. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     December 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    i need someone to text to vent to.
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  5. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     December 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    The internet is full of cats because,
    all of the dog people are outside.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
  6. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     October 8, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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  7. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     June 19, 2012 1:14am UTC
    the average chocolate bar
    has 8 insect legs in it.
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  8. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     May 28, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    June 28- Nation Caps Lock Day.
    oh god.. why?
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  9. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     May 17, 2012 8:50pm UTC
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    Lets be honest, you though that was a Ad and skipped over it (: trolled c:
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  10. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     May 10, 2012 7:25am UTC
    911: 911 whats your emergancy?
    Me: HELP!
    911: Whats wrong?
    Me: I.. I... I've been robbed!
    911: Of what?
    Me: ONE DIRECTION STOLE MY HEART <3
    911: THE INFECTION IS SPEADING!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 100 points
  11. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     April 11, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you know your childhood is over when..
    you fall asleep on the couch,
    and wake up on the couch.
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  12. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     April 11, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    the awesome momment,
    when you can correct your teacher.♥
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
  13. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     April 8, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Girl: i love one driection soooo much!
    Me:
    Friend: oh god.
    Me: OH DO YOU??
    Me: OKAY
    Friend: please dont.
    girl:
    Me: HOW MANY NIPPLES?
    Me: WHO IS KEVIN?
    Me: LOUIS LIKES GIRLS WHO EAT WHAT?
    Me: WHAT DID JIMMY PROTEST?
    Me: NOTHINGS FINE IM WHAT?
    Me: TO BANANAS FOR WHAT?
    Me: LIAM ONLY HAS ONE WHAT?
    Me: THINK OF ALL THE WHAT YOU WILL GET?
    Me: WHO DRINKS YORKSHIRE TEA?
    Me: PAT THE WHAT AND SCREW THE WHAT?
    Me: HOW MANY R'S?
    Girl:
    Me:
    Friend: im so sorry bout this it happends alot.
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  14. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 26, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    are you ready to party?
    umm.. who is this?
    oh sorry wrong number
    bye
    nmf
    but i want to party.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
  15. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC
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  16. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 24, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    i'm just saying that, if you got hit by a bus,
    i'd probably be driving that bus.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
  17. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 24, 2012 7:30pm UTC
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    Did anyone else ever wonder what would happen, if you put bubble rap in the microwave?
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  18. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 24, 2012 7:22pm UTC
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  19. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 23, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    I logged on to witty and saw,
    987
    Then i woke up.
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  20. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
     March 23, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    One Direction needs to do a private concert.
    In my bed.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
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