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  1. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    hold your
    mouse over
    this quote

  2. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    *me and my sister are fighting*
    Mom: Girls, stop arguing!
    Me: NO!
    Sister: NO!
    Mom: Would you want One Direction to see you like this?
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me: ......... No.

  3. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    You fight like a married couple,
    You talk like best friends,
    and you flirt like first loves.
    It's obviously meant to be.♥
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    when's your curfew?
    curfew is for people who actually leave the house.

  5. KicksAndGiggles91 KicksAndGiggles91
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    There once was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.
    She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. She said that if she could see the world, she would marry him.
    One day, someone anonymously donated a pair of eyes to her.
    When the bandages came off, her boyfriend got down on one knee and asked her,
    “Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
    The girl was shocked when she saw that he was blind. She refused to marry him because of this.
    Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:
    ”Take care of your eyes my dear, they were mine before they were yours.”
    .............................. .................................

  6. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
    Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
    Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    This is Joseph Kony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  9. SmileLove SmileLove
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Fave this,
    and I'll do my first, honest opinion of you ♥

  10. waaaboosh waaaboosh
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:18am UTC
    Boy Confessions
    We do smile at those cute little texts.

  11. nikki_penny_love nikki_penny_love
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Fake s mil es
    It's the latest trend , and every teenage girl seems to be in style .

  12. imayellowkangaroo imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    When I see people jogging outside
    I like to drive slowly down the road behind them
    blasting "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them motivation.

    Nmf

  13. Lucy120 Lucy120
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Hold your finger in the middle of the face while clicking ♥fave♥ and see what happens....
    ::•::•::•::•::•::•::•::

    ::•::•::•::•::•::•::•::

  14. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Who else hates when somebody takes your quote, changes a few words and BAM!
    700 Faves

    Nmf

  15. MissMisty1996 MissMisty1996
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
    dad: "No, why?"
    son: "because, the maid told me there were ghosts"
    dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
    son: "WHY??"
    dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

  16. itsblanca_ itsblanca_
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Im finally over him!
    Finally...
    I know right! haha (:
    Brb, i gotta pee.
    He used to pee..
    ......
    not my format /needed to vent.

  17. Nappi101 Nappi101
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. neoncolorsxx neoncolorsxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    meeting One Direction on Friday.
    i guess dreams do come true.

    format by: ilovedesterymoore

  19. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Dude a bird just tried to steal my iphone!
    wtf is a bird gonna do with an iphone?
    tweet people

  20. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Mom: Money doesn't grow on trees!
    Me: What's money made out of
    Mom: Paper
    Me: and where's that come from
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: I know

:)

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