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A girl enters a bar and sees a cute guy.
Girl: Hey whatcha drinking?
Boy: Its magic beer.
Girl: What magic does it have?
Boy: Let me show you.

Boy jumps out the window, strolls in the air, climbs a skyscrapper, and jumps back in.

Girl (Amazed): Wow I can't believe it
Boy to Bartender: Give her what I'm drinking

Girl drinks the beer, jumps out the window, falls 4 floors, and dies.

Bartender: You know Superman, your an a$$ when your drunk.

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