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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 7:54pm UTC

i just lost a follower.
am i too attractive for you to handle
is that it?
huh?
come at me.
(also whoever you are, i put this under breakup
quotes because we are OVER.)

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Only Ed Sheeran,
Can make prostitution sound like buttercups and daisies

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 12:59am UTC

have you guys noticed that when you hover your mouse over the Witty sign at the top of the website, there's like a trippy rainbow rave party?
or is that just my slow descent into insanity?

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I hate one direction fans.
I need my whole room to cool down. But this f//cking thing only points one way.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 5:44pm UTC

and in a few months time, taylor swift will release some more hit singles:
"he called me louis in bed"
"time to go in the other direction"
"the ex-factor "

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Sticks andstones are hard on bones aimed with angry art
Words can sting like anything but silence breaks the heart.
nmq/nmf

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC

The most painful goodbyes
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE NEVER SAID,
AND NEVER EXPLAINED.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:58pm UTC

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TIME MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT SANTA RAN OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER SO HE HAD TO BORROW OURS.
DAD, YOU LIED.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 6:42pm UTC

A man appeared in court over an issue so ridiculous even the judge agreed with him.
"What are you charged with?" asked the judge.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early!" the man replied.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Is it just me...
Or does everyone else think that the guy who invented the hole in the doughnut was up to no good?

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TurquoiseSea
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC

What you should never talk about on Witty
Unicorns
Politics
Nmf

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Me: *Sits next to hot guy on plane*
Me: So where you headed?

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LiveAndLetLove
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Shout out to;
my zero followers...
♥

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thisworldismad
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 9:43pm UTC

brother: if the power goes out, do we have to eat all the ice cream?
mom: we don't have any ice cream.
brother: oh.
brother:
brother:
brother: we should go buy some ice cream.

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lifeisarollercoster
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Girl
holy jeez...paranormal activity 3.. was anybody else scared of their grandma after the movie?
1 hour ago · comment · 10 like this
Some Guy i was scared of my grandma before the movie
21 minutes ago · 1 like this

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keepsake
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October 28, 2012 7:39pm UTC

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:)*
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC

My 18-year-old brother: And never never never stop for anyone. Tonight lets get some, and live while we're young!
Me: Are you singing One Direction?
Brother: What does it matter to you?
Me: I'm just concerned for your health!
Brother: Well a person should be free to sing any song they want. No matter if its One Direction, Psy, Skrillex, John Travolta-
Me: John Travolta? I don't even think he sin-
Brother: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! The point is that I should be allowed to sing One Direction just as much as the next 13-year-old girl.
John Travolta:
One Direction:
Scott Pelly:
Princess Bubblegum:
Pizza Delivery Guy:
Hurricane Sandy:
Me: Ok...
This is why I love having conversations with my brother.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 5:55pm UTC

I'm going to a posh dinner party tonight.
The invitation says, 'Black Tie Only'.
Blimey, I'm going to be freezing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 5:31pm UTC

I'm not forever alone.
I am forever available.

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