AbercrombieAndBitchh

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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November 26, 2014 2:49pm UTC

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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November 27, 2012 7:06pm UTC

If my mirror could talk:
Me: I look so ugly!
Me: *Points out flaws*
Me: Can you make me feel better and say something good about me?
Mirror:
Me:
Justin Bieber:
Obama:
Taylor Swift:
Miley Cyrus:
One Direction:
Me:
Spongebob:
Carly Rae Jepsen:
Mirror: Well, you have good vision.

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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November 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Adults always complain about how terrible our generation is.
Don't they remeber who raised us?

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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November 6, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Me: *Sits next to hot guy on plane*
Me: So where you headed?

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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October 29, 2012 11:49am UTC

Guy at my school: I love your eyes, they look golden:)
Me: *Checks in mirror to see if eyes are golden*

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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October 29, 2012 11:47am UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many relationships Taylor Swift has actually been in.....

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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July 15, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Person on facebook: Girls don't want guys with nice personalities, they want guys with swag.
Me: *stabs myself in the eye*

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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June 28, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Titanic: I am unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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June 5, 2012 8:51pm UTC

To Do List:
1. Find a large padlock
2. Find person with huge gauges
3. Lock it onto their ear
4. Run

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 22, 2012 8:01pm UTC

That awkward moment
When your spacing out and you realize your staring directly at someone

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 21, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Class Poetry Unit;
What everyone else hears
Cry that monarch claws they leapt
From the scabbards where they slept
What I hear
I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she wumbo

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 17, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Your in middle school.
You don't "love" anybody.

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 16, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Who else remembers
The monkey from Jimmy Nuetron that says, "Hi, I'm Paul."

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 6:35pm UTC

You're a wh*re
You shouldn't have a Witty

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 16, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Balls, Balls,
They're so much fun
That's why I have two
Not just one
My two big pink balls
I like to bounce them, roll them, hold them
Sometimes I can't control them
My two big pink balls
-Youtube

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 5, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Go ahead, Be mad at me.
I don't live to please you all.

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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May 1, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Bedtime Stories
Mickey: I can't read..
Bugsy: *giggles*
Mickey: Shut up Bugsy!
Bugsy: *giggles more*
Mickey: Well I have apposible thumbs, so how do you feel about THAT?Bugsy:
Mickey:
Bugsy:
Mickey:
Bugsy:
Micky:
Bugsy: .........

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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April 22, 2012 9:23pm UTC

If It feels Right, Do It.
-Drake and Josh

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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April 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Who else remembers;
The couch potatoes from Jojo's Circus

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
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March 31, 2012 4:27pm UTC

I'll forget about you
When Phineas and Ferb get busted

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