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Hale_Storm18
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March 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Yes, hello. Is this the Vatican?
I heard about your job opening.

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yourcool
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March 13, 2013 2:58pm UTC

the world made sense when
i hadn't tried to imagine how CatDog used the restroom.

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carson5482
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March 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

If it makes you happy, do it. If it doesn't, don't.
Life really is that simple.

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bluebox2
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March 12, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Friend: JUST ASK!
Me: Hell no!
Friend: Just do it..
Me: FINE.
Me: Excuse me waiter, but may we have some crayons?

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br0kenwings
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March 12, 2013 9:07pm UTC

If all the extra squishy on my stomach
could move to my bo. obs,
I'd be a very happy girl.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LolaLori
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March 11, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Friend: You know how, when some likes you, and--------
Me: No.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 12:56am UTC

why isn't a group of kangaroos
called a kangacrew?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:10am UTC

"I'm just tired."
Tired of being scared.
Tired of not knowing.
Tired of this place.
Tired of being looked down upon.
Tired of the past.
Tired of the present.
Tired of the people around me.
Tired of hating who I am.
Tired of never having one thing for correctly.
Tired of losing.
Tired of crying.
Tired of smiling.
Tired of laughing.
Tired of life.
Tired of everyone.
Tired of being nervous.
Tired of wasting time.
Tired of worrying.
Tired of the bullsh/t.
Tired of the lies.
Tired of the fake people.
Tired of the as/holes.
Tired of being in the dark.
Tired of losing people.
Tired of not being enough.
Tired of the sameness.
Tired of the drama.
Tired of being alone.
Tired of waking up.
Tired of being trapped.
Tired of being tired.
Yeah, I'm just tired.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:16am UTC

biology more like BYEology
because I'm out.

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bunnylover43
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March 11, 2013 8:44pm UTC

*new pants*
Mother Nature: Oh those are such Lovely Pants!
Mother Nature:They surely do look expensisve
Mother Nature: It would be a shame
Mother Nature: If something............
Mother Nature: ..........Happened to it

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Rajsonkar
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March 11, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Don't worry about those who
talk behind your back. They're
behind you for a reason.format credit rajsonkar

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BlackButterflies
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March 12, 2013 4:57am UTC

so you know how when it's raining, you get all these worms floating in the puddles and drowning? when i was a kid, when i walked to school on rainy days, i would stop and pick up every single worm out of the puddles and put them on dry ground so they wouldn't die. every single one. i got told off for being late every time, but in my mind the lives of the worms were more important than whatever punishment i got.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:05am UTC

how the hell do some girls get boyfriends
so easily, like do you just create them in your basement or what

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Travis Allred*
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March 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC

It always rains the hardest
on the people who deserves the sun

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BlackButterflies
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December 15, 2012 11:21pm UTC

this is how i am 90% of the time:
"wait what?"
"what are we doing?"
"i'm so confused."
"what?"
"what???????"
"WHAT??"

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BlackButterflies
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December 21, 2012 2:55pm UTC

is there anyone else who can't listen to certain songs without imagining themselves performing it in great detail?

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