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BlueEyedNobody
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October 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC

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Teacher in kindergarten asked my little cousin to explain how peach looks like.
And he said, " It is like an apple covered in carpet.
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cookiedoughformats

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ilovepenguins46
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October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Screw school,
I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

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mariahelisabethann
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October 10, 2012 9:33pm UTC

That moment when you've been replaced
by your best friends girlfriend.
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DemonwithaHalo
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October 10, 2012 6:48pm UTC

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greysonchick
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October 10, 2012 8:58pm UTC

She wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, we
are both very unprepared for the cold
weather.

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Bluesoulflame
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September 22, 2012 11:43am UTC

Dear Edward Cullen
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls. How original.
Regards,
Peter Pan.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nicole🌹*
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September 22, 2012 9:46am UTC

I'd love to have a daughter named Maybeline,and if people ask if she has a nickname,she can say "Call Me Maybe."

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WeAreTheBoys
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September 21, 2012 11:36am UTC

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said, "Nothing would make me happier than diamond earrings."
So I got her nothing...

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September 21, 2012 3:22pm UTC

*In horse riding today*
My riding instructer: What is nessasary to be good at horserding?
Martha: Dermination.
Robert: Indurance.
Me: Fitness.
Katie: A horse.
I love Katie.

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invisiblegoat
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September 21, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Teacher: (gives my friend a branch) Hold this.
Friend: Well,flowers would have been nicer,but...
MADE MY DAY

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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underestimated
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September 19, 2012 9:48pm UTC

So i was just at the diner, and they asked me if i wanted a supersalad, I was not sure what it was so i just said yes. They gave me this wierd look o.0
James?
Yeah?
Are you sure they didn't say "soup or salad"?
Good thinking!
*Face Palm*

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_torn
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September 19, 2012 3:43pm UTC

I found love!!!
Page 232 in the dictionary

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WeAreTheBoys
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September 18, 2012 12:12pm UTC

After winning my latest match, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on the television.
Apparently it's unacceptable in ten pin bowling.

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WeAreTheBoys
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September 19, 2012 10:57am UTC

When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear women say: "Oh my God, it's huge!"

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Smileanddontcry
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September 19, 2012 10:04am UTC

Dear people who write on bathroom walls,
I don't care who you love. I'm just trying to pee.
♥
nmq

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