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flyingbacon7
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January 7, 2014 6:03pm UTC

The amount of scenerios I come up with in my head
Is crazy
It's like I make up all of these scenes
And I doubt any of them are going to happen
But if they do I am prepared

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justalilpoptart
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:09pm UTC

*Me reading an obviously stolen quote*
Haha wow, that's so funny.
I remember the first time I heard that one.
I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:06pm UTC

I really hate
when you are
innocently trying to
wash off a spoon
so you turn
on the sink
and so much water
flings off that you
drown all of Canada

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SingerStar
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:31pm UTC

I have the wierdest feeling.
I want to go to school tomarrow.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 8:16pm UTC

"it's like negative hella degrees out"
--the entire country of america

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happiest*
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December 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC

GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

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BubblesBlewUp
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 3:13am UTC

your the kind of boy id share my head phones with

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 2:06pm UTC

People who bite into their ice cream
scare the shít out of me.

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7year-hole*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 1:43am UTC

Marilyn Monroe and Albert Einstein
Once, at a prestigious social gathering, Marilyn Monroe spotted Albert Einstein from across the room and remarked in her sensual voice to a nearby attendent, "imagine if me and Einstein had a baby, it could be perfect. Beautiful like me, and smart like him". Only a few minutes later did someone approach Einstein to tell him what Ms. Monroe had just said, and he replied with; "but what if it turns out opposite? Ugly like me, and dumb like her".

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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November 24, 2013 5:58am UTC

if all the cute guys from my school disappeared...the school population would still remain the same

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 9:45am UTC

Confession #11:
I had a crush on a guy that was 6 years older than me when I was 11
and I thought that I actually had a shot

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Vinita*
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November 24, 2013 9:57am UTC

Confession #16:
I love it when people spam me with notifications
*hint* *hint*

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:52am UTC

Confession #18:
I cut my hair when i was 4
and my dad thought that I did it
because I wanted to be like Mulan -_-

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:55am UTC

Confession #19:
One time,
a person thought that i was 21
because I am 5'6
amd I was like
'Bro, I'm 12'

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*~Andria~*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 12:23pm UTC

I'm trying to make a Miley Cyrus joke...
But it's not twerking.
:P

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 10:49pm UTC

*runs away from responsibilities
faster than Usain Bolt*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I hate saying no but it seems like people always put me in situations where I need to say it.
A few examples: Can I have a pink starburst? No.
Do you want to come over my house to play videogames? No.
Can I have some of your food? No.
Can you please let me out of this closet? I promise I won't hate on your favorite bands anymore, Caitlin, please. No.

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