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SuperNovaChic
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March 29, 2014 7:26pm UTC

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

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SuperNovaChic
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March 11, 2014 6:45pm UTC

"People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday" - Winnie the Pooh.
There you have it, guys. Pooh Bear is now an inspiration for us all.

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*crybaby*
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March 12, 2014 2:05am UTC

*follows dreams*
*dreams don't follow back*
*unfollows dreams*

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DestinyCaribou
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March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC

Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*

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dom_unique
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March 11, 2014 9:29pm UTC

Made my witty when I was a Freshman in High School (2009)
and now here I am five years later as a Sophomore in College wanting to share some things I learned:
1. Having a set lunch time is something beautiful and should never be taken for granted even if the cafeteria food sucks.
2. The boy who you spent years of high school in love with, heart broken, will eventually be replaced and forgotten.
3. You'll get your heart broken multiple times while it's never as bad as the first time, it still hurts like hell.
4. Your parents become waaaaaay less annoying and soon you catch yourself wanting to spend time with them, wut?
5. Learning to drive a car is amazing, but secretly you'll miss carpooling with your friends and their parents.
6. You'll have moments of complete solitude and while at first it's scary, it can soon turn beautiful.
7. Geometry never comes in handy.
8. One day you'll realize how much you've grown throughout high school, but other days you'll look in the mirror and see the same girl who cried for months and months over a jerk who broke your heart. Learn to love this girl because like it or not she was once you and she comes out every now and then when you are at your lowest. Embrace her and tell her that you're from the future and don't need to worry because you are STRONGER and can overcome anything now. This is the most important of the lessons learned.

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yourcool
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March 10, 2014 1:23am UTC

i hate when i lose things at school
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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Yasmineisthebest
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March 10, 2014 8:17pm UTC

Birthdays are good for your health
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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MadiCakes
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March 8, 2014 11:24pm UTC

WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING
YOU'RE ACTUALLY BITING UP
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW.

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Yasmineisthebest
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March 9, 2014 5:35pm UTC

I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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Jordan.*
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February 10, 2014 8:39pm UTC

I don't know, my relationship with
my siblings is either,
"Yo I'll help you hide the
body," or "Don't even
breathe in my direction."
There's no in between.

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2014 12:34pm UTC

I just saw a little girl get a "You're #1" sticker.
She read it, "You're hashtag one."
We're doomed.

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:09pm UTC

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials

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*crybaby*
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February 17, 2014 12:41am UTC

"mum im bleeding"
"oh sweetie there's no need to be worried that's just a sign that you're becoming a woman"
"thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:18pm UTC

a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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happiest*
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February 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC

when i was younger i used to think that movies with flashbacks took longer to film because they had to wait for the actors to grow up for their adult scenes

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

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happiest*
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February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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