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Chris*
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August 29, 2013 3:20pm UTC

"When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in black and white, you photograph their souls." -Ted Grant

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 4:56pm UTC

do you ever make a huge scene with your mum and march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can't leave because you just proved a point or something i dunno

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Onix*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 1:16pm UTC

you go to school: nothing happens.
you miss a day of school:6 fights, tupac comebacks, school had a blackout and beyonce performed at the cafeteria.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:03pm UTC

And every time we touch, I get this feeling
And that feeling is no

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Music teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
Me: The lunch bell

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dreamer*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:14am UTC

How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:00pm UTC

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag
whenever i pause between words

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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absent *
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC

IF YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND, I'D NEVER LET YOU GO. I'D LOCK YOU IN MY BASEMENT, NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I JUST WANT TO PLAY QUIDDITCH AND GO TO TRANSFIGURATION CLASS
AND BUY MY SCHOOL BOOKS AND HAVE HOLIDAY FEASTSIN THE GREAT HALL
AND TALK TO GHOSTS AND GO TO HOGSMEADE AND PRACTICE SPELLS AND
BE A WIZARD IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:17pm UTC

One time in math class my teacher was
really p.issed at us
And he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION?
YOU, COREY. WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?"
& poor Corey wasn't even paying attention
so I leaned over to him and whispered "seven"
and he blurted out "SEVEN" and I have never laughed harder in my entire life

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 4:33pm UTC

"I've reached that age
where my brain went from
"You probably shouldn't say that"
....to....
"What the hell,
let's see what happens"

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Let me know when you get off your man period.

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ltoma18
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 2:32pm UTC

I just saw a tweet that said
"I can't wait until 13/13/13."
Lets all take a moment and
pray for this poor child.

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 3:48pm UTC

me: i don't see how people can get obsessed with bands
my chemical romance: oh, so..
green day: is that...
bring me the horizon: a challenge?
sleeping with sirens: muahahahahaha

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC

no, i don't want to come to your dog's
birthday party, you freak. my cats are getting married that weekend.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:09pm UTC

when you're in class and playing with
your pen and it decides to have a mind of its own and flies across the room.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:19pm UTC

oh, you're in class taking a test?
and it's dead silent? here, have the worst runny nose of your life.

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