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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC

i don't remember signing up for
school 5 days a week for eighteen and a half years when i agreed to life.
it must have been in the "terms and conditions."

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Being Sick in Elementary School:
Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies!
Being Sick in High School:
OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA .
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-tumblr, btw

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC

to my future childern;
if you say "swag" i'm taking your iphone 27 away.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 2:00pm UTC

"The republicans
drove our country into a ditch. So we got down there, we put on our boots and we pushed and we shove and were sweating. And there's the republicans watching us, sipping on a slurpee. They were pointing at us saying: 'how come your not pushing harder? How come your not pushing faster?' When we finally got the car on level ground and heading in the right direction, they see the scratches and shout to everyone: 'Look what these guys did to your car!' And then they've got the nerve to ask for the keys back. I dont want to give them the keys back. They dont know how to drive."
-Barack Obama
I don't care how much you hate Obama, he has a way with his metaphors.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I was having a great Friday,
until someone told me it was only Thursday..

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I'd rather lose an argument to you,
than to lose you over an argument.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 7:41pm UTC

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ThatWittyGuy
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November 2, 2012 10:04pm UTC

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November 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC

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wisely
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 9:00am UTC

Can you find the the mistake?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
if you found it fave this quote.

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YOLOMOFO
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:40am UTC

Teacher: Ok if you give your friend $10 and they need 5 how much will you get back?
Student: Nothing
Teacher: You sir don't know math
Student: You madam don't know my friends
#TRUESTORY

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead, Harry.
Dumbledore: Pity the living.
Dumbledore: And above all, pity those who think One Direction is real music.
DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN

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Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 7:11am UTC

Found a naked girl in my son's bed last night...
It's good to see he is helping out homeless
:)

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Meowcat
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November 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Someone: What kind of music do
you listen to?
Me: * Forgets every single band
and artist in existence *

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BlueEyedNobody
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC

----------❤----------
So, today in my English
class
mean boy shouted to one shy guy in the
back of the class : Hey, mama's boy are you
gay ?
I guess he couldn't stand all the teasing anymore
so he shouted back: Why, are you interest ?
-BEST COMEBACK EVER-
----------❤----------.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:32pm UTC

I hate girls who complain about guys hitting on them.
Wow, your life myst be hard. Guys find you attractive. That must be terrible. I feel for you.

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That_music_girl
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC

So today, our algebra teacher left the classroom for like 3 minutes.
In that time, we managed to get the whole class to climb out the window.
Her face when she saw the empty room-
Priceless.

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KangaDrew
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Take Me Home by One Direction
is coming out on November 13th...
And so is the next Call of Duty game.
The teenage pregnancy rate is going to go way down this month as guys and girls everywhere start ignoring each other for these two things...

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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