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  1. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Er. It annoys me when music reminds me of a memory or a desire.

  2. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    *pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
    dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
    me: I-
    dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
    me: *gets out*
    dad:
    me:
    dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
    me: *gets back in the car*
    dad:
    me:
    dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
    me:
    dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
    true story, lol

  3. sjfashionfever sjfashionfever
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're checking
    yourself out in the window of a car and then you
    realize that someone is actually inside

  4. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    teacher: you will be sorted into grou-
    me: can I work alone

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Diana: Choclate or tea?
    Liam: Choclate with tea in it.
    Diana: x factor or britians go talent?
    Zayn:X Factor got talent with
    britians
    Diana: brown or blonde hair?
    Louis: Brown hair with blonde
    streaks
    -Onedirection

  6. thetimeisnow thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:05pm UTC
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    when my hot guy friends say,
    "**** you"
    In my head I'm like,
    "if you wanna"
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  7. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Downloading
    97%..........98%........99%
    *Dowloading error*
    Kill Me Now.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you realize you are chewing on a borrowed pen.

  9. imjustonegirl imjustonegirl
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate
    but
    it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

  10. IFreakinLoveYou IFreakinLoveYou
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out.
    nmf

  11. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Can you relate to me ? #17
    - At night , you pretend to sleep when your parents come in .

  12. JustAnotherDumbTeen JustAnotherDumbTeen
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    im as single as a dollar
    but, im not looking for change.

  13. IllFightForDestruction IllFightForDestruction
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:42pm UTC
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    format by julietecho echo
    I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND
    This format i adorable

  14. bLuEeYeS01 bLuEeYeS01
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    have you ever wanted to ask a question, but you didn't because you know in your heart, that you couldn't handle the answer. . . ♥

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    You should have two Facebook accounts.
    One for each face.

  16. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Hunger Games Probs #3
    That awkward moment when you [ f i n i s h ] Mockingjay and no longer have any
    (((( i d e a of what to do with [your] life. [x][x][x][x]

  17. pakiprincezz4 pakiprincezz4
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Only Smart People Will Get This...
    2+2= Fish
    3+3= Eight
    7+7= Triangle

    Format by: mwittym

  18. shilohrider98 shilohrider98
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    The Amazing Moment When
    you hear a song you havent heard in years and you still know every word <3

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.

  20. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Guys have a fight,
    There's a punch, its over.
    Girls don't fight fair.
    They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot.
    They can cut you down with a look.

:)

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