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thetimeisnow

1. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 11:16am UTC
   Whats Beethoven's favorite fruit?
   BA-NA-NA-NA
   
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2. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 10:53am UTC
   If i ever have a gun i would name it
   "kindness"
   
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3. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 3:54pm UTC
   not gonna lie but...
   every single time i listen to "I Choose U" by Timeflies
   I always feel like...
   the Pokemon theme song should be playing during the chorus
   
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4. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 2:15am UTC
   I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me,
   because I live to like you and,
   I can't like you anymore.
   So when you're feeling real low,
   and your heart is splattered all over hell,
   don't look to me to pump you back up
   'cause, maybe for the first time in your life,
   I WON'T BE THERE!
   -Duckie-
   -prettyinpink-
   nmq/f
   
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5. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 11:52am UTC
   I want you to be the
   Zack Morris to my Kelly Kapowski
   
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6. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 10:26pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
   Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate
   
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7. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC
   Soft kitty
   Warm kitty
   Little ball
   Of fur...
   Happy kitty
   Sleepy kitty
   Purr, Purr,
   Purr
   
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8. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   I want you to be the
   Gordo to my Lizzie
   
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9. thetimeisnow
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?
   A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
   
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10. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    This one is for all my Jews out there:
    "I like you a latke"
    -Your Fellow Jew
    
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11. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    "do you ever feel like a plastic bag"
    "only occasionally"
    
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12. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Not to be a downer or anything, but...
    ETC.
    stands for "et cetera"
    meaning "and others"
    in Latin
    
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13. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 1:34am UTC
    Hope he doesn't see
    right through me
    
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14. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:20am UTC
    Enough with the Christmas Carols
    How about some Hannukah Hits
    
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15. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Supreme.
    
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16. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Simple,
    but effective.
    -Harry Styles
    
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17. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I'll be your Louis,
    If you'll be my Harry
    format credit to: cheeseylovesongs
    
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18. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    I want to make a shout out:
    Shout Out.
    <3 fave if you know where this is from
    
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19. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:05pm UTC
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    when my hot guy friends say,
    "**** you"
    In my head I'm like,
    "if you wanna"
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20. thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Who remembers The Boys In Motion from
    That's So Raven? ♥
    nmf
    
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