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YourWorthIt
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October 31, 2013 1:32am UTC

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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SarahDGirl
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October 31, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Boy: You're cute
Me: That's not funny stop it

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Hale_Storm18
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October 31, 2013 5:08pm UTC

today for lunch my school didn't serve hot dogs called halloweenies and it's a wasted opportunity really

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Butterbear
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October 31, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Steve has really out-done himself with the Witty logo today

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BravoSierra
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October 31, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you.
Now I have to change what I was going to say.

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 6:49pm UTC

HappyHalloween!

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Immortality*
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October 30, 2013 10:39pm UTC

What if a ghost is in love with me
and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

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Amenah
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October 31, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Happy Halloween!

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BravoSierra
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October 31, 2013 11:17am UTC

do you ever start rubbing your eye and it feels really good
and then you can't stop and it's like eye masturbatíon.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.

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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me : tries to do homewrok
Relax! Something went wrong

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happiest*
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October 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I get bloody noses a lot and I can usually feel it
about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. Today
in class my nose started to bleed. But right before,
I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to
me and whispered “Hail satan” as my nose started
to drip. He freaked out and fell back and hit his head.
He had to go home for the rest of the day.

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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC

*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*

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CharliesTheName
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August 31, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*

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happiest*
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August 31, 2013 2:27pm UTC

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing

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BravoSierra
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August 31, 2013 10:42am UTC

I'm actually attractive.
If you don't compare me to anyone. Ever.

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