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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC

I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends and a perfect life.
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T h a n k y o u , s i m s .

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emilyandthatsall
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 11:17am UTC

To do list:
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
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Change name to simon, speak in third person.
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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
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Become a teacher, and make a test where all the answers are "C". Sit back, and enjoy.

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伤*
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March 26, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Niall: I like girls with brown eyes
Liam: I like girls with blue eyes
Harry: I like girls with two eyes
-OneDirection

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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mayday
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

we're all in the same
g a m e, j u s t d i f f e r e n t l e v e l s [x] [x] [x]
» DEALING WITH «
the same hell,
just different devils.
♥

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Fastpitcherplayer
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:02pm UTC

"You call that a kiss?"
-Haymitch
♥

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kelseylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC

ABOUT ME
That awkward moment when you realize Peeta and Katniss' celebirity couple name would be Peniss.

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SugarPlum96
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Dear Witty,
What the heck have you become? I miss the old Witty where you could vent and make proper quotes. Not 'fangirl' quotes or 'fav if' quotes.
Sincerely, Teen who needs to vent .

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someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC

That amazing moment when...
I am at the movies watching the previews before The Hunger Games
& a Twilight trailer comes on and everyone starts to boo.
Fav for Hunger Games & Comment for Twilight

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runner98
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Peeta: When I walk out of the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
nmq-tumblr

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starfhish
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March 25, 2012 4:02pm UTC

499 more words to go.
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The√] you have no idea.

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animalove01
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:23pm UTC

We all hate Parry Hotter.
you that read Wrong.
you that read wrong too.
and you read that wrong
But you checked before you read that one and
and read that one right, probably for the first time
but you still managed to read one that wrong
and that one.

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Lifesarollercoaster123
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

The Hunger Games
“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
-Peeta Mellark

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

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Abbi521
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 2:06pm UTC

If I text someone
In the same room as me,I stare at them until they get it.
Format: abbi521
-just me ?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

₪₪₪₪
How To Freak People Out #1
1) get an empty windex bottle
2) Pour blue gatorade in it
3)Spray in mouth in public
4) Enjoy
format by neversaynever16
should I make a series?

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ayeitskarli
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 4:08pm UTC

The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Two and A Half Men
Three great shows.
But, what would they be if it all shows were combined?
How I Bang Two and A Half Men.
©Kaykayy04

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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robyn22
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC

It's my Great Grandmother's 100th Birthday!
Could I get 100 faves for this amazing lady?!
We love you !
-Your 9 children, 32 grandchildren, 52 great grandchildren, and 4 great-great grandchildren♥
Format: twilightgirl995

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MaggiieBear
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March 20, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Can you relate to me ? #13
-you're shy when you first meet someone ,

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